Steve Madden Gets Mad

This is a little off topic, but I always get a kick out of super rich tyrants who run multinational billion dollar brands under their namesake losing their shit.

This is Steve Madden, of Steve Madden fame, who has stores in every city around the world, because they are just that big of a deal, freaking out on a fellow fashion industry leader who called him out, or is suing him, for stealing her trademark.

This was posted to the private facebook page of the owner / creative director of a brand called Alice + Olivia, which is apparently a celebrity favorite. I assume it documents Steve Madden losing his cool when she calls him out for copying her shit.

Everyone knows that nothing is original, that all the big brands are biters, even the small brands are biters.

What I love about this video is that he calls her “Honey”, nice and derogatory in this world where you can’t ask a girl if she’s having a nice day. Then he tells her to “go fuck herself”…solid rich dude tough guy antics that get called toxic masculinity…

I wonder when is the MeToo movement coming after this guy? Will women everywhere turn on their favorite middle of the road trend following shoe company. Will they stand with other women?

Only time will tell – but both of these characters in this video make me laugh.

Bella Thorne is Looking for a Third Party to Join her Throuple

It’s is a “light it on fire and rid us of the petri dish of viruses that is Bella Throne” story of Romance.

In Bella Thorne’s classic “cry for attention” by pretending to be “sex positive” and “sex forward thinking” and connected to the queer community because she has lesbian sex, that is more a product of her damaged upbringing than her actual “open mindedness”.

She posted up these pics with the caption:

Running away together brb 🌡😍💍HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!! Who wants to be our third?

To which 375,000 people replied, offering to join the Bella Thorne Throuple that is likely a lie.

I know she has been in a throuple before with youtuber Tana. She’s seems like the kind of masculine girl, at least with that jaw, that would have a girl servicing her in exchange for room and board and tons of publicity. You know a power play.

A Disney kid, who directs porn, has her tits out all the time, except today, when it actually matters, trying to be EDGY asking for someone to join her relationship, because she’s so open minded or whatever.Is the worst Celeb on Valentines Day content around.

So naturally, I wanted to share it with you.

Billie Eilish Just Killed James Bond

February 14, 2020 | movies | Shot Dunyun |

I assume James Bond kills himself in the latest film because the theme song that they hired Billie Eillish to produce is so depressing. I mean this is great for Billie, she just turned 18 which means she was 4 years old when Casino Royale came out, which was the first instalment of Daniel Craig as Bond, and No Time To Die will be his last. Before he is replaced by someone more inclusive because its 2020. Speaking of 2020, do we even need another James Bond movie? Shouldn’t we just go back and re-watch the old ones. Let’s kill off Bond along with Daniel Craig while this death inducing song plays in the background..

So here is the new theme song, which sounds a lot like Lana Del Rey but I guess thats just Billie’s angle. Nothing will beat Adele’s Skyfall – they still play that shit everywhere.

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First look at the Suicide Squad Reboot

February 14, 2020 | movies | Shot Dunyun |

So we all saw the new Harley Quinn movie Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn totally bomb at the box office, but that isn’t stopping Warner Brothers from throwing Margot Robbie into the same role in the new “The Suicide Squad” movie.

Margot and the team, including Joel Kinnaman, Viola Davis and Jai Courtney started filming this week in Panama City. Idris Elba and John Cena were also seen on set in Panama. It’s all very confusing for someone who isn’t in the DC gang, I haven’t seen the original Suicide Squad movie where Jared Leto debuted his “Joker” but it looks like Margot is destined to fully become Harley Quinn now until the day she dies. According to IMDB, Robbie has signed on for this sequel AND another unnamed Joker/Harley Quinn movie with Leto.

So Margot Robbie became Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad, and then Birds of Prey, and now The Suicide Squad, and then the unnamed project. I can’t wait to see Margot Robbie at 80 years old in some tight black and red latex bodysuits, running around the old folks home. Who’s writing the screenplay for “The Assisted Suicide Squad” that features the stars in their old age, begging to die – because they are going to keep making these movies for the next hundred years.

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Sophie Turner is Pregnant with a Jonas Baby

February 13, 2020 | Celebs | Shot Dunyun |

Apparently Sophie Turner is pregnant, now her and husband Joe Jonas haven’t actually admitted this yet but the blogs are reporting that “the couple is keeping things very hush hush but their friends and family are super excited for them”.

The 23 year old Game of Thrones actress and married Joe Jonas in the somewhat iconic Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas by an Elvis impersonator last May when she legally changed her last name to Jonas. Sophie’s cool, even though she kinda does look like Boy George, she actually admitted to this herself. She’s hot, tall, blonde and smokes a ton of weed. I wonder if she’ll have triplets, the Jonas Brother second coming. Either way, keep this rumoured Baby Jonas far away from Sophie’s buddy “Maisie Williams” am I right?

Here are some of the hottest shots of Sophie Turner before getting supposedly knocked up.

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Jaime King – Rocketwoman

February 12, 2020 | Celebs | Shot Dunyun |

Actress Jaime King put on a tight white bodysuit and a helmet and called over friend and lesbian, photographer Kelly Balch. Kelly is the photographer who shot the recent photos of Jaime naked in the sink. Art.

This time she’s channeling Elton John or a developmentally handicap person who has to wear a helmet around.

Either way, Jaime King is being slutty and calling it art, while letting us know that she keeps her vagina shaved.

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Is Conor McGregor on Bender in a Crack Den

February 11, 2020 | SPORTS | WWTDD |

There is a rumor circulating the UFC scene, which I am not a part of, so I could be totally wrong, but I heard that THIS is Conor McGregor on a crack bender with a crack whore…..

The people aren’t convinced it is actually him, I figure you can figure it out while being inspired by him living the dream.


The 92nd Academy Awards Round Up

Parasite OScars
Best Picture : Parasite

Parasite is a South Korean thriller movie about a poor family who begin working for a rich family in town, one by one they I guess lie to the wealthy family and acquire all the jobs of the household, from the driver and the housekeeper. While they gain access to this family I assume something more sinister and creepy happens but won’t spoiler alert it here. The director Bong Joon-Ho has produced other bangers in the past like The Host, and thanked Martin Scorsese for inspiring him in one of his many thank you speeches of the night.

Best Actress: Renee Zellweger for JUDY

Renee Zellweger was off a bean last night when she accepted the award for Best Actress for her role as Judy Garland. The squinty actress had a super long speech and by the end of it had thanked everyone from the Academy to “the first responders – whatever the hell that means. She looks like she took the role of pill popping Judy to a heart and seems to have mixed her uppers with her downers by the way she was speaking. I never wanted to music to cut someones speech off more than this one. Anyway congratulations to Renee who played Liza Minnelli’s mom which is basically just her playing the role Liza Minnelli has been playing her entire life.

Best Actor: Joaquin Phoenix for JOKER

The Joker was incredible. I’m not a big comic book person, and I haven’t seen the Jared Leto version OR the Heath Ledger version of The Joker but I believed the hype around this one and rented it when it was released. Joaquin deserved this 100% and he of course took the time during his speech to bring awareness to veganism. The actor also quoted his late brother River in the speech saying “When he was 17, my brother wrote this lyric ‘Run to the rescue with love and peace will follow’” Shout out River Phoenix.

Best Supporting Actress: Laura Dern for MARRIAGE STORY

I will say I was shocked when I saw Laura Dern in the first episode of Big Little Lies when it first aired because somehow she didn’t look very old to me, she looked like how she looked in Jurassic Park to me. But then I saw this picture of her on the red carpet for the Oscars and I was like oh ok she IS old. Anyway she took home best supporting actress which is fair because though her role was super small in Marriage Story she was still the best one in the movie because the rest of the film was overwritten garbage. In my opinion…

Best Supporting Actor: Brad Pitt for ONCE UPON A TIME…IN HOLLYWOOD

Brad Pitt, another actor who’s aging is starting to catch up with them, he got up there with his grey hair and made some romantic comments about his buddy and co-star Leonardo DiCaprio, thanks Tarantino and then thanked his kids for putting color in his life or something. Racist.

Best Director : Bong Joon-ho for PARASITE

Best Costume Design: Little Women

Little Women did have some good costumes from what I’ve seen but I’m not a fan of Noah Bombach’s wife so I won’t be watching this remake of Little Women with Florence Pugh and cannot comment really further on the movie. I do know your girl Laura Dern is also in this one so congrats to her for a great year.

Best Sound Mixing: 1917

Q: What did people living in 1916 say?

A: I haven’t seen 1917.

Best Sound Editing: 1917

Best Original Score: Hildur Gudnadottir for JOKER

Best Original Song: I’m Gonna Love Me Again for ROCKETMAN

Elton John took the stage with his longtime writing partner Bernie Taupin who were both portrayed in the movie Rocketman, which I did actually watch but I fell asleep before the ending so I have NO idea what happens in the end. I do know that Elton John had a Oscars AIDS Foundation after party though.

Best Animate Feature: Toy Story 4

Best Live Action Short Film: The Neighbours Window

Ok this is the award that Shia LaBeouf presented with his co-star Zack Gottsagen, an actor with Downs Syndrome (If thats even what they call it anymore sorry if thats not PC). The pair star in the movie Peanut Butter Falcon together and I knew as soon as I saw Shia interacting with the Zack kid that the Social Justice Warriors were going to come for him. Turns out viewers thought Shia was laughing at the kid and appeared to have run out of patience with him. So ya, people want to cancel Shia LaBeouf now, did they not realize he’s a weirdo and probably acts like that around anyone? The guy is his co-star why would he pick the oscars to publicly laugh at the kid? I think it’s a reach.

Best Documentary Feature: American Factory

Best Doctumentary Short: Learning To Skateboard in A Warzone

Best Visual Effects: 1917

Best Original Screenplay: Bong Joon-ho and Han Jin-won for PARASITE

Best Adapted Screenplay: Taika Waititi for JOJO RABBIT

Taika Waititi is great, he co-directed and starred in What We Do in the Shadows, which is hilarious. And he took home the award for Best Adapted Screenplay for his new movie Jojo Rabbit which is the story of a young boy growing up in Nazi Germany (trigger warning) and his imaginary friend is Hitler.

Best International Feature: PARASITE


Best Film Editing: FORD VS FERRARI

Best Cinematography: 1917

Best Make-up & Hairstyling: BOMBSELL

The hair and make-up people of Bombshell deserved this award for their hard work of getting Charlize Theron into Megyn Kelly drag every day. I heard Charlize tell Ryan Seacrest on the Red Carpet that she has watched the movie 52 times. Would you ever watch a movie you were in 52 times? Anyway Bombshell is the movie version of the show we all already watched with Russell Crowe called The Loudest Voice, about Roger Ailes and his sexual misconduct against the women of Fox. Margot Robbie was also in this movie.

Cancel Amber Heard Already

Amber Heard has been on a tirade of trying to destroy her actor ex-husband Johnny Depp by accusing him of physical and mental abuse. Everyone basically sided with her because she’s a girl and #BelieveAllWomen right?

The pair got together in 2011 while filming The Rum Diary and got married in 2015, then in May 2016 Amber filed for divorce from Depp and obtained a temporary restraining order against him, stating that he had been verbally and physically abusive throughout the relationship, usually while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The media began writing about Depp as though he was a woman beater, and Amber herself wrote an op-ed for The Washington Post back in December 2018 where she again states that she was the victim of domestic violence caused by Depp. Johnny is suing her for defamation over this but is it already too late? The world started seeing Johnny as a piece of shit, when really this was all being orchestrated by his abuser, Amber Heard.

After she filed for divorce, Depp’s lawyers hit her with that “You just want his money you stupid lying bitch” but of course the public again sided with Amber, I mean she’s been putting on her best performance for the last few years with this shit.

Well the tables are finally starting to turn and people are looking at Amber Heard and seeing what she really is, evil.

New audio recordings that Amber recorded herself, have been released and they basically tell us everything we already knew, she is a narcissist, she is manipulating Johnny Depp in the tapes and trying to convince him that it was Ok for her to physically start fights with him, because she was scared he was going to leave her. She admits to hitting him, but maintains that it wasn’t a punch, typical abuser behaviour. “Sure I hit you but lets be clear it wasn’t a closed fist ok I didn’t punch you, sorry I didn’t hit you with a perfect slap to the face but it wasn’t a punch ok”

In another tape, she can be heard basically forcing him to take more xanax, which kinda kills her angle of him being fucked up on drugs when she is the one “making” him take the drugs. The way Amber speaks in the tapes is typical “Gaslighting” I know we’ve heard a lot about this in the last year but gaslighting is described as manipulating someone by questioning their reality and sanity. Amber took these recordings to try and prove to Johnny that she’s right and he’s wrong. Even though she fully admits to being the assaulter in the fight the had the night before the recordings were made. This is kinda funny because Ambers lawyer is quoted as saying “Depp is attempting to gaslight the world and silence her.” Tell that to the recording bitch! By the way, Amber is claiming Johnny released the tapes to get back at her, why shouldn’t he fight this?

Lets not forget Amber also sliced off the tip of Depp’s finger by throwing a vodka bottle at him, took a shit in his bed, lied about living in contestant fear during the relationship, was verbally and physically abusive towards him and in the recordings calls him names, shouts and threaten and mocks him. In the hour long tape, she doesn’t accuse him of hitting her once. Amber Heard is a total piece of shit.

The internet has pointed out that what Amber is basically saying in the tapes is The Narcissists Prayer:

That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, thats not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did..
You deserved it.

You can hear the entire hour long recording below, but its been uploaded by some guy on Youtube who also gives his opinion so prepare to be interrupted by him a few times.

Latest Self Proclaimed Queer Actress You’ve Never Heard Of – Jameela Jamil

Jameela Jamil is a 33 year old British actress, radio presenter, model, and writer.

She moved to LA in 2016 after a breast cancer scare because apparently when you have breast cancer scares you get a new lease on life and decide to follow your dreams. Dreams you can only achieve if you do a pilgrimage to the promised land: Los Angeles.

Where the holiest of holy things happen like on Skid Row re-issuing the Plague, but not quite where we want the plague to be served, maybe aim a little closer to the Scientology Celebrity center, or maybe Soho House, Chateau Marmont and every other celebrity hot spot in the city.

The other religious experience that happened for her while on her pilgrimage to LA after her cancer scare that made her realize that life is sacred and we only have a limited time here, so make shit happen for yourself, is that she got cast as Tahani Al-Jamil in the NBC fantasy comedy series The Good Place. Poor Ted Danson.

According to her Wikipedia – She is a body neutrality activist, whatever that is, but I assume is because she claims she had anorexia dude to societal pressure. Sounds made up to me. You know something that sounds good on paper. She’s still skinny and not a fat chick so her activism is like Rachel Dolezal at a Black Power Rally, bitch you full of shit.

I was bombarded with a narrative that had no alternative. There were never any women who were celebrated for their intellect … and all of my magazines were selling me weight loss products or telling me to be thin. Otherwise, I wasn’t worth anything

Is she really that weak? I doubt it. It’s all just angles for attention, turning on hot chicks to support fat chicks. She fights with popular models over shit they promote. She is all holier than thou, high and mighty, thinks her shit don’t stick despite potentially being porn in a sewer. It is negligent activism to seem more deep when really she’s just a vapid idiot and this isn’t the first or last time she’s been annoying.

In May 2019, Jamil shared that she had an abortion earlier in her life. She stated, “It was the best decision I have ever made. Both for me, and for the baby I didn’t want, and wasn’t ready for, emotionally, psychologically and financially.”

Keep it to yourself. We don’t care.

On 10 October 2019, as part of World Mental Health Day, Jamil revealed she survived a suicide attempt six years prior. She criticised the lack of services for those who struggled with mental health issues. She also revealed that she partook in EMDR therapy to treat her post traumatic stress disorder.

Keep it to yourself. We don’t care.

This girl is damaged or wants to appear damaged and relateable to give her depth or substance and her latest angle is announcing that she is Queer, despite being in a 5 year relationship with singer James Blake, who is a dude.

I didn’t read the whole thing, I stopped when she said she first identified as queer on twitter when she put a rainbow next to her name. Is that a joke?

Point being, I hate this victim attitude to be relateable. This attach yourself to anything you can to have a voice and make noise. We don’t care what you put your dick in bro. These people so self righteous, thinking they are important and that their nonsense has any influence on our life, that they are inspiring, all because she didn’t have cancer, but thought she did, and landed a TV role because she’s brown and TV needs brown people, now needs to tell us her sexual orientation. Keep it to your damn self.

What does Queer even mean, attention seeking whining and annoying garbage. That is what I think of Jameel Jamil, who for the record I only heard about for the first time today.