Would Would You Do Without WWTDD?

August 20, 2021 | Photos | Media Man |

Since 1938, when Albert Einstein and Chuck Palahnuik founded WWTDD, we have strived to bring our fans the best in soft-porn, feminist idiocy, and snarky spanking of celebrities and nihilists who need it most. Also nipples.

Contributors may come and go, and Jennifer and Emily will eventually start to sag, but the spirit of WWTDD lives on – although we may never truly, empirically know What Tyler Durden Would Do (WTDWD), we know the world will never run out of:

Instagram “models”

Untethered virtual signaling

Slutty women who equate “disrobing” with “empowering”

Feminist delusion (e.g. 3 of the top 10 highest-paid stars have vaginas – with ScarJo suing Disney for 50M – pay equity battle is now over, right? hahaha)

Celebtards

the need for oil (just sayin)

In conclusion, here are pictures of Anna Zak – keep the fire stoked, men

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Sorry Not Sorry

August 3, 2021 | Influencer | Media Man |

We at WWTDD would like to apologize… no, not for obscure references, insults, or shoddy writing, but for something much more important – forgetting Emily Feld’s 18th birthday in April.

Bc now we can legally celebrate and even abuse ourselves toward this Australian anusha, whose Wikipedia page should have “goddess” listed for occupation. Whatever word you wanna use for beauty, sexy, femininity, etc – she’s gottem all covered. And as previously pointed out by WWTDD for other ingenues, there are years of online lusting to come (pun?) – girl probably hasn’t even shot tequila fcs.

If you’ve encountered Emily in your online travels (or in-the-flesh, you lucky bastard), feel free to lust for her now as an adult – if you haven’t, swipe thru our pics and yes, you’re welcome.

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Follow Your Dreams

August 2, 2021 | News | Media Man |

Despite Big Media’s insistence that they’d be canceled, the summer Olympics are running full-tilt in pandemic Japan, with apps and ads that seem hesitant to Celebrate the games as in days of yore. The message to “follow your dreams” still accompanies high-gloss promotions from whichever advertisers were brave enough to follow thru on their Olympic threat – all you need is some kicks, supportive parents, and GEICO insurance, and you too can come in 7th in the steeplechase.

Also following his dreams is Floridian Reza Baluchi, who’s recently enacted his completely realistic and well-thought-out plan to paddle-walk 1000 miles “for charity”. Check the details here

Except he traveled only 30 miles.

In the wrong direction.

And the Coast Guard had to rescue him again … as they did in 2014… and again in 2016.

You gots to admire the cojones of this dude, who’s not letting skill, failure, or reality get in the way of his plans to wander the east coast. Let’s start a GoFundMe to get this fidiot a homemade airplane, so when he’s flying to Tallahassee and accidentally piles into one of the Keys it’ll save the Coast Guard a trip.

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