Best Sleep Ever

May 24, 2021 | News | Media Man |

The two New York guards who supposed to watch sos Jeffrey Epstein in August, 2019, fell asleep, and (we suspect) the Hand of God descended into his cell and Epstein caught the dirt bus. For some reason, this is a crime – sleeping on the job near a known pedophile – and the guards lied like an Iranian missile commander to cover their tracks. What were they supposed to do, wander in in the middle of the night and beat the living shit out of him?

Also no, but Epstein is gone and these 2 were arrested and pleaded to “community service” according to Politico and others. They get “deferred prosecution”, no jail-time, and need to cooperate with an investigation into why this rich bitch was allowed to opt-out.

In a stand-up world, the judge would have given the guards a parade and some coupons to Chick-Fil-A. Think how much time and money they saved the DA, taxpayers, and Epstein’s stanky rich estate on immoral lawyers’ fees. If their community service includes picking up garbage on your block, be sure to carry them on your shoulders, or at least get them some jimmies on a hot day.

Too bad the courts didn’t assign a fine, bc the GoFundMe page to cover it would hit 7 figures.

Story By: Politico

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Diversity in Infinite Dimensions

The rainbow makes for a good visual metaphor of diversity, but best not to look too closely at the lines – they blur more than Progressives think, and in social media where you’re either for us or against us, there’s no room for insensitive fact.

This is daily news in Hollywood today – who’s offended by what skin color in what production. Big Media paints this as a zero-sum issue – Oscars So White, Unseen Latinas, Asian-American disrespect – as if a few casting changes, in FRONT of the camera, will make cinema and pop-culture by proxy more diverse. That Old White Men have dominated movie and TV production for decades is without a doubt, but random promotions based on a technicolor scale is untenable.

The latest debate comes from Amazon’s wildly expensive “Lord of the Rings” series, where actor Ludi Lin complained about the lack of “characters that look Asian” in the production. It’s somehow a shock to some that pale Englishman JRR Tolkien didn’t paint his imaginary world with all the colors of the rainbow, and that Amazon needs to fix this issue. If Lin is trying to win his SJW badge, he forgot to point out that the LOTR cast is bereft of Mexicans, Africans, East Indians, and Eskimos.

And that’s the problem for Hollywood – how thin do you slice the diversity pie? If Amazon puts a black woman in the cast, does she represent all of Africa? Did Tolkien leave room for gay characters in his narrative? And can one Chinese person represent all of southeast Asia e.g. Japan, Malaysia, Thailand, Indonesia, etc.?

The beleagured Hollywood Foreign Press isn’t precisely representative of the population of the planet (e.g. 16% African), so can they truly speak for moviegoers around the world? Artists say movies should represent society – does anyone in SoCal realize that films made in China, Thailand, Hong Kong, Bollywood, etc., have 0 concerns about misrepresenting Blacks (or Whites) in their films? Why is this only an American cinema issue?

The truth was exposed during production of 2009’s “Star Trek” remake, when Hollywood was called out for casting Korean John Cho in the role of Lt. Sulu, who’s Japanese on the original series. 12 years later, we still can’t thread the needle of infinite diversity – not because Hollywood hasn’t tried, but because it’s impossible.

Truthers Assemble

May 13, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man |

It may sound sodd that drug-addled “singer” Demi Lovato has been tapped to host a show about UFO conspiracies, but it’s really a lateral move for her – for years Lovato has been living on another planet, where constant drug-use has no consequence, sexuality is redefined weekly, and you’re a victim from the time you put on Mickey Mouse ears until you slide into an early grave.

Variety says she’ll host “Unidentified with Demi Lovato” with sister and noted Ufo-ologist Dallas Lovato on Peacock, yet another streaming service desperate to climb Peak TV. It could be subtitled “Conspiracies for Toddlers” given the cast and scope – look for any number of BigFoot experts to lean in bc ratings.

We’re not saying aliens don’t exist, but what exactly is Lovato going to do for First Contact – lipsynch an AutoTuned song? Introduce them to her PR team? Chub a few lines? We’re sure Peacock is hoping the visitors are green or blue, so Lovato and other SJW can shout-out another color that Matters.

Story By: Variety

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Shocker: Hollywood May Be Corrupt

May 13, 2021 | Media | Media Man |

Let’s do some grade-school math here – the Hollywood Foreign Press Association has 87 members, and the Academy has 25,000. HFPA members hail from countries around the world, including some where bribery is a way of life, while the Academy is filled with east coast intellectuals and west coast progressives. If you’re a Weinstein level producer-sleeb, who are you gonna mack to push your movie over $100M overseas?

Woke Hollywood players have suddenly recognized the illiberal behavior of this international group, especially their inability to bow to feminists, BLM, and Scarlett Johansson. NBC jumped on the fakefire by announcing they will no longer support such an old-guard, racist group by broadcasting their Golden Globes – and sucky 4.7 TV ratings have nothing to do with it.

Trying to impose western values of fairness and sexuality and color-blindness across the planet is a Herculean task – and that dude was Italian – better to stick with subtle moves (e.g. slightly gay superheroes).

If Hollywood wants the HFPA to truly represent the population of the planet, and not some fantasy rainbow, they’d better post their LinkedIn profile to China and India.

Story By: USA Today

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The Nerd and the Stripper

May 11, 2021 | Media | Media Man |

Okay that headline is a bit unfair – Edward Snowden is less of a “nerd” and more of a mf techno-Godzilla who pawned the western world. And wife Lindsay Mills is technically an “acrobat” (according to her bio), but it seems some of her art involves scant clothing and a stripper pole.

Whatever western propaganda labels the couple, they are secure enough in their Russian penthouse to pop out a kid and blog on international espionage and exercise tips.

But the first question is – how did a po, skinny dodgeball score a petite, athletic minx, instead of being “assigned” a buxom slavik woman by his Russkie overlords?

And the short answer is Snowden is too smart for that – and why milk a Kazakhstan cow when your faithful, flexible gf is ready to follow you to Siberia bc love and money. Looks like you can betray your country / expose their lies and still land a bangable nymph.

(Check out this video of the Snow-man exposing a Canadian pyramid schemer)

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Jessica Alba gets Paid

May 7, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man |

It seems a bit reductive that Google calls Jessica Alba an “American Actress” when she just rolled 30 mill when her scam … er, Nasdaq listed company came up 7s with their IPO. Alba founded The Honest Company to provide better products for her kids, and also rob the bank.

Which is a good thing as her latest movies suck – if anyone watched “El Camino Christmas“ or “Mechanic: Resurrection“ for any reason beyond finding new fapping material, God bless you.

Gotta send props to husband Cash Warren, who landed a hot latino (sorta) babe and is now set for life, now that he pumped 3 kids into the deal. Go ahead and return those calls from the Ferrari salesman, Cash.

But the real question is wtf does Alba still make movies and second-tier TV shows, when she’s obviously tapped into consumer and market hysteria? When you’re still haf at 40, intelligent, and an attentive mother, you should make bank – the system works yall.

Story By: Hollywood Reporter

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Ted Cruz for Emperor

May 4, 2021 | News | Media Man |

So Senator Ted Cruz thinks the CIA is run by a bunch of pussies (according to The Hill and others), and Jason Bourne must be spinning in his (unmarked) grave, bc they aren’t recruiting hard-nose spies anymore (link below). Keith Olbermann – also no stranger to unnecessary hyperbole – corrected Cruz with “Hey, moron: ‘Jason Bourne’ is imaginary – like your conscience.” for the win. (Olbermann’s got a good eye / voice for sports, and we need that, so pass).

We’re surprised Cruz hasn’t called the Queen of England and asked to borrow James Bond for a few turns. If you thought Trump would use the US Treasury as his personal bank account – and the NY DA are still sorting that one out – imagine what Cruz as Prez would do with a few SEAL teams.

Seeing this binghole blather on in the Capitol a few hours after his own posse was ready to hog-tie him bc Alt-right Anger, shows all that’s wrong with US politics today. Also AOC doesn’t show enough cleavage.

But as always we at WWTDD need to look past this asshat at the opportunity his “kind” presents – that if you’re an unrepentant asshole and you watch a lot of movies, you can take your smug face to the top of the Hill and order brainwashed CIA assassins to do your dirty work North Korean / Gangnam style.

Story By: The Hill

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