Demi Lovato Drug Addict Getting Brand Deals

I hate that Demi Lovato is still accepted by the pop culture machine that is the entertainment industry.

I guess they find it a good story, or a marketable story. One with arcs and drama and resolution, maybe the resolution we wanted for Demi Lovato during that overdose, but resolution that they can keep making money off of.

I am not surprised that the earner was able to pull her HEROIN OVERDOSE around and make the world think she was the victim somehow, instead of the drug abuser. I am not surprised they were able to polarize the story and trick all the sympathetic sad people who have addict friends and who relate to Demi Lovato or connect to her story because they want to. You know they NEED that celebrity icon to be “real”, so real she ODs.

But I hate it. I hate seeing her get Super Bowl jobs, or Grammy Jobs, or the media buying into it all and I really hate that she’s getting brand deals like this one for either Subway or LAYS.

Why does Demi Lovato get the hall pass to keep on working despite being a terrible influencer on the young audience she speaks to?

Why is she rewarded for being a drug addict loser who overdoses. Like she’s not even GOOD at being a drug addict.

It’s all very offensive, but at least she’s got her fat tits out. You know for recovery and not missing a beat on GETTING PAID. Hopefully she puts that back into her heroin. We’re ready for it to win.

Woman in “Falling Through Ice” Rescue Video says she’s been body-shamed

This is an amazing story that brings hope to those of us that remember the internet when it was a pure cesspool of “anything goes”. You know when you could hide behind your screen and say all the craziest things you wanted to say and not face any recourse, or any lawsuits, or any accusations of being a CYBERBULLY.

It was actually great for the mental health of all, except maybe the people you were in a flame war with, but they had every tool needed to get their revenge back at you, you know an internet connection and a keyboard.

So this story goes like this:

A woman fell into icy waters in Michigan. Michigan does that to people. Maybe it’s the lead poisoning.

The footage of the rescue (posted above) went viral on facebook, because everyone was like “How’d this idiot end up in the freezing cold waters of Michigan”.

The woman identified as Korisa Miller wrote:

She wrote that some viewers should be “ashamed” of themselves for their remarks about her.

“I know better than to go on the ice when it is not fully frozen over I am not stupid,” Miller wrote. “I did have clothes on. I had a hoodie and a large winter coat on. When they tried pulling me up, my hoodie and coat was choking me so they had to rip it off of me. I did not go fishing in a tank top.

“I was fishing on the dock and when I turned around I slipped,” Miller continued. “My knee bashed the dock and I hit the ice. It took only a few seconds for the ice to give in because as all of you have been saying I am a thick woman. The spot where I fell in the water was 12 feet deep I had to hang on to stay alive.”

I mean if you see a Sheriffs office post a video of a woman in a tank top being pulled out of the water by a bunch of men, your instinct is to laugh at her. Remember America’s Funniest Home Video? A billion dollar brand built on this very thing. Not to mention, when it comes to falling through ice, weight does have a lot to do with it, so if you’re big, you’ll have more of a chance of getting dunked.

I guess what it comes down to is you’re all a bunch of whiners, it isn’t body shaming to point out that a fat girl is fat, especially when it is a story that wouldn’t have happened if she was light enough for the ice to support her.

Either way, it made me laugh.

Marquita Pring is SI’s Plus Sized Rookie

It’s nothing new for Sports Illustrated to use plus sized models. They just never used it as a marketing hook. They’d pretend the busty models they were using were not plus sized. They’d try to bait and switch them on us and make us think that they weren’t as big as they actually were. I’m talking Chrissy Teigen, Kate Upton, Cheryl Tiegs, Tyra Banks, the list goes on and on. They’ve needed fat tits and fat tits come with fat everything else that just starves itself before the shoot.

But it’s a new ERA and making sure everyone knows you are inclusive and into diversity is the key to your success when your business is objectifying women by celebrating their half nakedness.

It’s a tough time for the bikini peddler and you need to pepper the goal of hot bikini pics for dudes into sports and girls in bikinis, and make it for everyone. They need to pretend it is celebrating the women form in all it’s beauty. A place for all women or whatever. You know, so no one protests them

So their ROOKIE of the year this year is this Marquita Pring and we’ve done a round-up.

No she is not pregnant and SI doesn’t actually like big girls, they are just doing what they need to do to remain “relevant” or “modern”. Keep in mind the hundreds of thousands of women they gave complexes with unrealistic body images for the previous 50 years. Lucky for them people are morons and only see what is presented in front of them and they forget those 50 years.

This should bring hope to mom bodies everywhere. Maybe they too can be SI Swim Rookies!!

Bella Hadid is Every Sugar Baby Ever

January 28, 2020 | Celebs | Shot Dunyun |

Bella Hadid Sugar Baby

Bella Hadid posed with fashion designer Michael Kors on the beach in her little white bikini and reminded us of what every sugar baby looks like behind the scenes of their Instagram vacation.

The model was sitting in the sand cuddled up to the designer and gave him a kiss on the cheek for the snap while he smiled and thanked him for “being everything that you are” which is a shitty fucking designer who makes knock-off looking bags to sell to all the middle of america moms at the outlets at 65% off. But at least it made him a millionaire.

This should be a meme but I don’t run a meme page.


Does Demi Lovato Deserve Another Chance

I don’t buy Demi Lovato’s performance. She’s an actor prying for attention and sympathy to change her narrative. These tears may be real but they are designed. I don’t buy it.

It is no shock that the Disney trained money maker that is Demi Lovato is making a comeback now that her drug overdose story has blown over. A drug overdose the got an outpouring of love and support because I guess Demi Lovato was a media sweetheart that the public relates to or appreciates.

It all seemed pretty silly to me. I don’t have sympathy for celebrity drug overdoses. I figure when someone can’t handle the life of luxury, celebrity, and money they’ve been gifted by their fans and an industry and they go out and basically accidentally almost kill themselves with drugs. They deserve to have the industry turn their back on them.

I don’t think brands should be sponsoring her or blowing off the fact that she’s an opiate addict as just a product or symptom of her diagnosed “Bi-Polar” disorder.

I see it as a cop out. A re-structuring of the narrative, one could call a “spin” or “damage control” that presents facts in a misconstrued way.

So now that she’s got herself “help” yet again. Her team wants to start getting paid again. So they put together some calculated song they can pretend is meaningful about her pain. Then they throw her back on stage, to face all the same issues she’s faced and that got her to that Drug Overdose level of broken she got herself to, only to eventually relapse again. They always relapse again and if Demi Lovato doesn’t crack and die from a drug overdose in the future I will be very surprised.

It was her big coming out party at the Grammys, everyone talking about her again, like her being a broken drug addict on HEROIN never happened. Nice how they spun that. Then next week she’ll be doing the Super Bowl. Get her in front of as big of an Audience as possible. Show them she still got it and no one will even remember that Heroin addiction and together they will all get paid again.

Well, I think it’s wrong. I think brands need to be responsible, an industry needs to say “you can’t handle this shit, we’ll give the attention to someone who does” and they need to go back to turning their backs on people who fuck up at that level.

I don’t think sponsors cutting check to some heroin addict is a good look, but again the entertainment industry can control any narrative, and one second a girl is shooting up in the bathroom becomes a marketable sob story.

It’s like how one accused rapist is banished and untouchable while another accused rapist is celebrated.

It all makes no sense.

Julianne Hough’s Orgasmic Exercism for Trauma

I am sure you’ve all seen this by now, but I wanted it in the archives. To reference every time I do a Julianne Hough post until the end of time – because it is so weird.

From what I’ve read, this is Julianne Hough undergoing an exercism through here ass, that I guess is a full body, orgasmic experience, in a room for a bunch of rich people.

It is supposed to be some Goop snakeoil seminar on trauma, that reminds us that people really buy into these ridiculous health, wellness and mindfulness trends.


“Somatic energy healer” John Amaral gently touches and hovers his fingers above different pressure points on Hough’s neck as she lies facedown on a massage table. He explains to the crowd, “There’s always a huge dissipation of energy and a feeling of relief, release.” Hough starts to vibrate and writhe on the table while Amaral runs his fingers down the length of her spine like Rebel Wilson unzipping her body in Cats. Once he reaches Hough’s butt she screams in ecstasy, arches her back, and starts to twitch with her butt in the air, because presumably the somatic energy demons are exiting her butt to go haunt someone else’s. Butt, that is.

A more interesting observation of the comments on the original post:

Derek Hough rushes to his sister’s defense, writing: “This stuff looks whacky and crazy but diving into it with the understanding of pure energy is a pretty wild experience. Maybe ahead of its time but worth an open mind.”

Based on the fact that they’ve always been far too close as siblings, and the state of “taboo” in the porn industry due to the popularity of incest, it is safe to say he watched this on repeat, wearing out the VHS tape like you did with you Playboy centerfold video in the 90s.

What I am saying is keep it to your damn self Derek, we don’t need the confirmation of what we already know.

This Louis Vuitton Pre Fall Lookbook is kinda Amazing

January 24, 2020 | Photos | Shot Dunyun |

Fashion heads may know Nicolas Ghesquière from his days of working with Balenciaga, where he basically took the failing brand to the next level and made them who they are today. In 2013 he made the move to Louis Vuitton which was probably they best thing they’ve done in a while. The new Pre Fall line he designed for the house is great, but the lookbook they put together for this line is actually amazing.

With virtual reality being fashion’s next frontier and Ghesquière being a sci-fi lover it makes sense that he’s combined the two to create a futuristic yet vintage looking series of photos showcasing the new styles in a sort of movie poster or book cover look. Agatha Cristie is shaking.

The lookbook features actresses like Jennifer Connelly and Sophie Turner, as well as Will Smith’s son Jaden each in their own mini storyline. The swedish pop singer Robyn told the designer she had a dream about meeting a tiger, and he came up with her cover – The Night Chaser, where she wears a sequin top and leather skirt from the new collection, and has a lion attacking her from behind. He has said the ideas for the images came before the designs did.

Each image is totally unique and is, in my opinion, the best way to get us to be interested in every look they put together, much more interesting than photos of boring models in clothing posing against a white back drop. It’s the future bitch!


Annabella Sciorra Testifies Against Weinstein

I want to preface this by saying that YES, I do think Harvey Weinstein abused his power. Yes, Harvey Weinstein is a pervert weirdo creep. YES, what people are saying about him makes him enough of a rapist to be put away because rapists are bad. Yes, rapists and all sex offenders should go to jail.

That really isn’t up for debate. So I don’t need to hear any VICTIM blamer / Victim Shamer / Support All Women, BULLSHIT.

The thing that gets me on this Weinstein scandal or revelation is that this wasn’t some deep dark secret that wasn’t out there over the last 20 years. It wasn’t something unknown. There are documented jokes. There are out of court settlements. This was no secret.

Yet all the celebrities would praise the guy for being a genius. Maybe because he cut them checks. Maybe because he was the boss of a powerful movie company. Maybe because they actually didn’t care what he did with his dick and only cared about what he did with movies, or more specifically for their careers.

So all these celebrities who were well aware of what dude was up to and probably well aware of to what extent he was up to it, ignored that, but all of a sudden the general public get wind of it, it blows up, snowballs, becomes a figurehead or a benchmark case to set a precedent in the industry and for powerful men everywhere and the same people he likely goes to St Barths with every New Years eve are pretending they don’t know the motherfucker.

In one acceptance speech, Meryl Streep called him GOD while knowing he was a pervert.

So that aspect of this whole Weinstein thing annoys me, even though I know celebrities have soul and will say whatever they will say to satisfy the person who cuts the checks, since they are puppets. Full of shit puppets who are just trying to keep the jobs and pay checks coming and willing watch a rapist rape for 25 years because he pays the bills.

Which is probably one of the reasons Weinstein is in this mess in the first place. these celebrities are opportunists and will do ANYTHING to get where they want to go an I mean anything.

I remember meeting a movie producer years ago who told me about Charlize Theron being discovered in a bank at a time when she was legitimately out of money and about to run back to South Africa to face her murder charges. Obviously, I’m joking, Charlize isn’t the one who killed her dad, and if she was, her mom did a great job of making her not a suspect.

Anyway, this movie producer told me that Charlize Theron at this rock bottom moment in her life was just off of Playboy and modelling and broke. When they told her she’d be perfect for a movie they were working on, she said “I’ll do anything for this job, ANYTHING”. She didn’t even care what the movie was, or what she’d be doing in the movie, she was ready. So that’s just one example that I know first hand of a casting couch that with the right producer would have ended up in sex for a job. I probably can’t legally say this since I wasn’t there and it’s hearsay and RUMORS, but I’ll say it anyway. Being sued by Charlize for saying she was willing to bang to get a job according to a movie producer who worked with her is a life dream of mine.

That said, I know bartenders and bar managers and bar owners who back in the day would have the hot aspiring bartender “date” them to get the job. The sluttier the girl the further she gets ahead I guess. Maybe it’s because of her liking adventure, being opportunist and ambitious. I am not slut shaming or saying it is wrong. I am just saying what I have seen in my life when it comes to women climbing that ladder in job or socially.

I have also known low level actresses over the years and every single one of them has slept with either a celebrity, a celebrity DJ, a producer, an agent, or a marketing person high up at a company. I guess they figure they want to get laid, it might as well with people who know people. To get them sitting at the powerful table.

Then there’s the whole powerful table conversation. The men at those tables because they are often men are power hungry, A-Personality types who knew from a young age they wanted to make moves, make money, that money would command respect and they designed their careers that way. They also knew if they worked in the entertainment industry there would be hot pussy trying to make it in the entertainment industry, which would be a perfect place to get laid.

I’ve known local DJs who became DJs strictly because girls would line up to fuck them at the end of the night, way easier than trying to impress them through conversation at the bar. It’s the laws of attraction man. Girls like what is perceived as the center of the room.

So someone like Weinstein, a Troll Fuck, proves himself with a series of successes, becomes the most powerful dude in Hollywood, is considered a genius…that’s got appeal. So here’s dude who feels validated, like everything he ever dreamt for himself has worked out for him, making him the peacock in the room that women are magnetically attracted to, for ALL the wrong reasons, sure, but he knows that, which is why it is probably hard for him to respect these women or see them as anything but whores. Since they are ACTING like whores.

Then there’s the whole never getting caught aspect of the whole thing. If a dude commits a crime and gets away for it over and over again, or can buy himself out of it over and over again, he’s going to think he’s invincible and keep on doing it.

Then there’s the whole girls, despite hearing the stories not caring, and taking solo meetings with him at 5 am in his hotel room. No where every in the world has that been seen as a great time or location for a business meeting. Even the dumbest of people, who aren’t even that dumb, but who play that dumb know that you take a meeting with a dude whether you know his reputation or not, during office hours at an office or restaurant with your damn manager. You don’t set yourself up to be raped.

Again, not Victim Blaming, but if drink a bottle of vodka and get hit by a train, I sure as hell hope you all call me an idiot and that you don’t get called a Victim Blamer. Sometimes you get what you “deserve” for the actions you take.

People aren’t inherently good, not even billionaire movie moguls with a history of anger and outrage and more importantly being a fucking creep. So to think “this is innocent” is lying to your damn self. Hard to have sympathy about that.

So here we are at the second or third day of the Weinstein trial and Annabella Sciorra, an actress, who I am sure prides herself on being an actress, and thus is a liar by definition of her career brought on as a “star witness” to either help make her mark on the industry or change the industry, or maybe to get some revenge on Weinstein because she never got a chance to in the 90s when he raped her and the media is getting mad at Harvey’s defence.

First off, they are his defence, and their job is to discredit the actress. Secondly, she’s only there to set a narrative that Harvey’s been a rapist since the 90s. Her case isn’t a case because she never reported it and it happened too long ago. But it’s great media fodder.

So websites like BUZZFEED the clickbait site turned credible news outlet because memes are news is complaining about his lawyers tactics say they are pushing the whole VICTIM BLAMING or Victim Shaming storyline despite just asking questions.

We live in an era where you can’t ask questions about a rape from the accuser for fear of hurting the person crying rape without any regard for the person being called a rapist. You don’t want to trigger them?

The rape according to Sciorra went like this:

Sciorra said she was starting to get ready for bed following a group dinner, when she heard a knock at her door. When she answered, she said Weinstein pushed his way in and began walking around “as if he was checking to see if I was alone in the apartment.”

“When he started to unbutton his shirt and then I realized that he wanted to have sex,” she testified in court, “I started to back up and thought I could make it into my bathroom. And I kept telling him it wasn’t going to happen.”

But before she got to the bathroom, Sciorra said Weinstein grabbed her by the front of her dress around her collar, led her into the bedroom, and raped her.

Sciorra, holding her arms crossed above her head to demonstrate how Weinstein allegedly had her pinned down, told jurors that she did not remember a lot of what happened next, but that Weinstein raped her, then performed nonconsensual oral sex on her.

After he was done, Sciorra said Weinstein ejaculated on her leg.

They go on to say:

“I thought … I thought he was a nice person, I thought he was an OK guy,” she said, sobbing. “At the time I thought rape was something that happened in the dark, in a back alley, something a stranger did to you with a gun to your head.”

Sciorra told jurors that she had a hard time telling anyone about what had happened to her. After the assault, she said, she became increasingly withdrawn and spent more and more time at her home in Gramercy Park. Sciorra said that at this time, she also began to self-harm.

“I had this wall in my apartment that was white, that I began to paint it a blood-red color with tubes of oil paint and blood from my hands.”

The whole thing is just so theatrical. I guess that only makes sense. You know, Hollywood.

Khloe Kardashian’s Instagram VS Reality

January 23, 2020 | Celebs | Shot Dunyun |

Khloe Kardashian IG

Khloe Kardashian was paid to attend the Abyss by Abby launch part in West Hollywood this week, most likely because she is the Kardashian with the cheapest rates and the brand couldn’t afford Kim.
Larsa Pippen was also there, we like to call her the Kardashian Shabiblit cause she just hangs off all their fake asses and gets their sloppy paparazzi seconds but that is a whole other story. They had TYGA perform at the event as well, which is I guess why they couldn’t invite Kylie on account of her having a baby with him and passing it off as Travis Scotts.

Anyway, Khloe showed up in one of the brands designs that exposed her hard nipples and had a very high slit and honestly didn’t look that bad, she actually looks pretty thin here and not like the bloated monster we usually see in paparazzi pics. But then she posted her insanely photoshopped versions of herself that night, and the differences are pretty hilarious. Girl basically erased half of her eyebrow in one of the shots. When will Khloe realize she is the monster she sees in the mirror everyday and just embrace it?

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Lizzo Promoting Obesity on the Cover of Rolling Stone

This Lizzo chick man, she came out of nowhere and blew up in the industry because of her catchy lyrics, which she apparently stole from someones tweet, her massive frame and her connections in the music world.

The TEA is that one of her songwriters (your girl doesn’t write her own music) is apparently a gay predator who goes after young men in hollywood. So for someone who’s all about inclusion I guess that means she supports all people, even rapists and pedophiles. As long as they are helping her sell records and make that money.

So now that she’s a thing, she scored the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, which gave David LaChapelle the opportunity to produce some of the worst work of his career. I actually thought this was a bad attempt at ripping off a LaChapelle shoot at first.

The narrative here is; get fat, fat is where it’s at, so that we can sell you all the medication you’ll be needing when you begin to die of complications of obesity. Why else would they need to show us Lizzo NAKED in every single shot? It’s not about her music, it’s about her look. The look of young death.