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January 31, 2019 | advertisement | Sam Robeson |

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Jennifer Aniston Suffering A Sex Dry Spell

January 31, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf |

When someone says they haven’t gotten laid in a long time, it’s hard to believe. And it’s because the definition of sex is so elusive. I mean Bill Clinton didn’t even consider the blowjob he got in office to be sexual relations at first. I wish I went into politics at the time if hummers were being treated as casual as handshakes in the White House. So who really knows what counts as “getting laid” anymore. Does a friendly match of rock’em sock’em scissor cunts count if there’s no penetration? How about “butt-stuff?” I mean every girl growing up that said she was saving herself for marriage circumvented losing the virgin label by accepting more meat through her backdoor than the local abattoir. All I’m saying is, if Jennifer Aniston claims she hasn’t gotten laid since early 2017, she needs to be a little more specific with her definition of sexy time.

It’s been almost exactly one year since Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux split. Reports say that Amal Clooney is trying to get Jennifer laid, and a new report explains that she may need all of the help she can get.

Apparently she’s still in a dry spell that began long, long before she and Justin ended things. RadarOnline reports that Jennifer Aniston hasn’t gotten laid since her split with Justin Theroux. Since before the split, actually.

“Her marriage with Justin (Theroux) went downhill in early 2017,” the insider notes. “So,” the source says. “It’s coming up for two years since she had a good romantic experience.”

I find it hard to believe Aniston has fasted from sexual relations for almost two years. A sex starved aging woman typical turns into a smelly cat lady if the celibacy goes on for too long. I really don’t want to hear rumors of Jennifer not noticing she smells like a mixture of Tidy Cats and Fancy Feast. Who here is willing to sacrifice themselves if she’s unable to find a suitable sex partner within the next few weeks?

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Kelsy Karter Explains Getting Harry Styles Tattooed On Her Face

January 30, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson |

New Zealand singer Kelsy Karter  is opening up about her decision to get Harry Styles’ face tattooed on her cheek. And it makes sense. Just hear her out. Don’t be the kind of guy who jumps to conclusions. Here we go:

I just wear my heart on my cheek and I couldn’t really control what went on from there.

Nevermind it doesn’t make sense, don’t hear her out, and do jump to conclusions. Karter with a K elaborated on why Harry and her face are a match made in clickbait Dark Web heaven:

As a fellow musician, I really respect what he’s doing for rock ‘n’ roll. I’m a female in the modern day movement of rock ‘n’ roll and he’s exposed the kids to sounds they might have not otherwise heard. Because he came from the pop world and did a rock ‘n’ roll album, it’s opened doors for people like me. I really respect what he’s doing and love what he’s doing — and he’s nice to look at.

Translation: Either Karter with a K has a mental disorder or she’s cashing in her looks for fifteen-minutes of Z-list stardom. Either way I stan and think that we should all get popstars with waning popularity permanently printed on our faces. Okay guys pact time. Let’s do it. I get Justin Bieber.

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Celine Dion Responds to Skinny Shaming

January 30, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson |

Celine Dion is giving us the skinny on what she thinks about people who think she’s anorexic. Over the past couple of weeks, Dion has stepped out in a number of outfits that flaunt her definitely fifty-year-old and 100% not seventy-five-year-old bod. Drawing scrutiny from trashy websites with nothing better to do. But Dion is well aware that h8ers are gonna h8, and released this response to her skinny-shamers:

I’m doing this for me. I want to feel strong, beautiful, feminine and sexy.

If I like it, I don’t want to talk about it. Don’t bother. Don’t take a picture. If you like it, I’ll be there. If you don’t, leave me alone.

And if you don’t like what we have to say, don’t read WWTDD. And I’m guessing… that Celine Dion doesn’t.

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Ariana Grande’s Misspelled Tattoo Is “BBQ Grill”

January 30, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson |

Ariana Grande followed in the footsteps of so many Myrtle Beach Spring Break sorority girls and frat guys before her by getting misspelled Japanese characters tattooed on her body. Well actually, they’re spelled correctly. But they spell “shichirin” – a type of tiny Japanese BBQ grill – instead of the intended “7 Rings.” Grande posted a pic of her tattoo commemorating her latest single 7 Rings to Instagram, but quickly deleted it after her fans notified her that she was pimping Japanese BBQ grills on her palm. Thankfully we still have this evidence.

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Bella Thorne The Beautiful Bisexual Liar

I do not, for a second, believe Bella Thorne had an audition canceled after coming out of the half committed closet as bisexual. In fact, for celebrity women being bisexual is a plus on their acting resume like being bilingual. Think Penelope Cruz, but with pussy. Everyone knows what kind of woman Bella is. A ditzy broad most likely to forget her wallet, keys, and anal beads at her friend’s house. The only place I could image canceling Thorne after she admitted to kissing girls and liking it is a Christian production company. And since there isn’t a Ben Hur 2 or similar reboot on the horizon, I hope her plastic nose grows longer than Pinocchio for lying.

Bella Thorne says she lost an audition after coming out as bisexual.

“There were a few places on the acting side that were very negative about it,” the 21-year-old said in the new issue of Gay Times. “There was someone who, right after I came out, canceled my audition.”

She continued, “It’s not like anybody comes up to you and says, ‘Well, you’re gay so I’m not going to hire you.’ I haven’t had that. But you can just tell by the way that people act differently around you, the way they treat you differently, the way that they look at you or the way that they tiptoe around certain subjects because they’re walking on eggshells. In this business, that behavior makes it all very obvious.”

Thorne, who’s in an open relationship with both Mod Sun and Tana Mongeau, came out as bisexual in 2016 after posting photos of herself kissing a lady friend.

For an attention seeking-sexual artificial intelligence bot, Bella sure relies more on her artificial aspects than her intelligence to carry her through life. And I’m pretty sure it has a virus. That or maybe we’ve assumed it’s smarter and more complicated than it looks. If that is the case, someone needs to flip her over and check for a pull string in her back so she can say something more interesting and believable.

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Lady Gaga Assists In A Manson Murderer’s Freedom

January 29, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf |

Documentaries have proven most people only care and/or apologize when it’s convenient. You can’t rock out with your cock out on front street. Lady Gaga did a whole lot of condemning of R. Kelly about a week ago, but it turns out she’s collaborated with a Manson murderer. Her notable celebrity support is even helping his parole case. I guess celebrities can hop off their high horse whenever their morals get in the way of making money. Apparently Bobby Beausoleil’s music counts as “art.” You know who else was into the murder and art combo? Hitler. I wouldn’t be shocked if Gaga has pictures of oil painted ovens hand signed by Adolph himself in her mansion. But she’ll only plead ignorance the day Netflix finally gets around to doing their own documentary version of MTV Cribs.

Bobby Beausoleil — one of Charles Manson’s followers who’s been in prison for murder for almost 49 years — is on the verge of getting out, and he might have a Lady Gaga documentary to thank for helping his case.

If you don’t know, Beausoleil’s not considered part of the Manson “family,” but he was an associate and was convicted of first-degree murder in 1970. Despite an initial life sentence, he was recommended for parole by a California parole panel earlier this month … after being rejected 18 times before.

According to transcripts from his parole hearing, Beausoleil was asked several questions about his music and art in relation to his connection to Manson, and he made it clear … his art stands alone.

To prove his point … Beausoleil pointed out the soundtrack he provided for the 1972 short film “Lucifer Rising” was sampled in the 2017 documentary about Lady Gaga, “Gaga: Five Foot Two.”

Beausoleil told the parole board … “The Lady Gaga documentary used a portion of it … and it has been used in other films.” He added … “It is respected on its own merits as art … I think it is important to try to see it as something that is not representative of something that is related to Manson.”

We’ve entered an era where a docu-series can destroy a career. So of course Gaga has been silent about the issue. I’m willing to bet she won’t remove those songs on Spotify in hopes of it all blowing over. Plus Manson is hot right now. Multiple movies and merch for 2019. Charlie should finally be getting his first Pop Funko doll this year.

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