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Is Caucasian considered a racist word yet? I need to get my PC no-no vocab hashed out so I don’t sound insensitive or out of touch on here. Wouldn’t want that. Old lady Ellen Pompous is calling out Hollywood, as well as Caucasian people at large, for not championing people of color. She was at Porter Magazine’s roundtable from the depths of hell that also featured Gabrielle Union, Gina Rodriguez, and Emma Roberts. Suddenly Pompous looked around the room of attendees, and bravely came to the conclusion:
This day has been incredible, and there’s a ton of women in the room. But, I don’t see enough color. And I didn’t see enough color when I walked in the room today. And I had a meeting with a director of another endorsement project that I’m doing.
Adding in an old rich white lady named Ellen definitely spices up the mix. Pompous could have then stepped aside to let a woman of color speak, but steamrolled any possibility of that happening with:
I said, when I show up on set, I would like to see the crew look like the world that I walk around in every day. And I think it’s up to all productions to make sure that your crew looks like the world we see. As Caucasian people, it’s our job, it’s our task, it’s our responsibility to make sure that we speak up in every single room we walk into. That this is not OK and that we can all do better. It’s our job because we’ve created the problem.
The woke af Internet has taught us that this is actually the “white savior complex.” And it’s problematic af. How about stop bitching about white privilege, and just enjoy it.
I’m, hand to God, not exactly sure what an Azalea Banks is. Context clues tell us that she’s a bipolar sex worker. And she happens to be friends with another bipolar person who has sex with men, Kanye West, and now the sloppy tragic carnage of their bipolar relationship is spilling out onto Instagram. Banks posted a cryptic message:
And while she claimed to refrain from spilling the tea, spilling the tea she indeed did do in a separate video, stating:
Kim Kardashian ruined Kanye West and won’t be done with him until she’s sucked the last drop of blood. We won’t be getting the old Kanye back ever. He is completely ruined.
Kim Kardashian is absolutely going to leave you. She’s already fucking gone. Say what you want to want about her, but in some sense, I’m feeling bad for her because you’re just a dummy. You just be acting dumb just to act dumb. Like, how is that sexy? I’m sorry. If I was Kim Kardashian, I would fuck Drake too.
Maybe this bipolar sex worker is on to something. It doesn’t take a genius to infer Kim and Kanye’s relationship behind closed doors isn’t anything besides checking phones and light butt play. But Kim can’t afford to end another relationship under the public eye. She’s just one seemingly wholesome family away from being a porn star, and if the facade of her idyllic home life crumbled, the public would awaken from its spell and remember that she’s just a cum receptacle. And as for Azalea. Honestly. Who the fuck is she.
Thanksgiving honestly isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, and in between the stressful travel and deteriorating mental state of my parents, I’d almost rather just stay home and masturbate for four days. I mean. Ya. The silver lining is that there’s always food. Sometimes really fucking good food. Bread that’s festered up a turkey’s twat for half a day, aka stuffing? Get in my belly. There’s also the turkey itself, cranberry sauce, yam shit, green beans, pumpkin pie, a cornucopia, apple cider, Everclear, meth. Whatever your family’s into. Let us know the best Thanksgiving food in the comments. Gobble gobble bitches.
