Blind Item: Presidental Hopeful Photographed During Orgy At Sex Party

June 30, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson |

Well well well well well. The tangled web we weave when at first we practice to bang our way to the top and engage in huge orgies at sex parties. Check out the Blind Item below and let us know who the party girl politician is in the comments.


It is well known that this female politician who is being talked about as a possible future president started her career by having a relationship with a married senior politician in her state.  For this, she was appointed to a number of part-time boards with hefty salaries.  What isn’t so well known is the senior politician she had an affair with used to take her to swinger parties which were basically glorified orgies where she would engage in sex with large numbers of men and women.     What not even she knows is there are compromising pictures of her at these orgies which is why senior leaders from her party are quietly trying to discourage her presidential ambitions and the leader of the other party, the current president, is very excited about running against her, her being her party’s nominee. 


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Mr. Skin Minute: Get High on Nudes From Sicario’s Catherine Keener (VIDEO)

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute will smoke you in the piece!

Catherine Keener flexes her military might in Sicario 2: Soldado, but did her best topless scene in 1995’s Living in Oblivion. Nude on HBO, Westworldended its second season with some sweet skin from Tessa Thompson, and TNT’s Animal Kingdom pushed the basic cable boundaries with butt from the delicious Dichen Lachman!

As always, this is but a taste of the great things that await you on, so be sure to head over there today and start fast forwarding to the good parts!

OMG Nick Jonas And Priyanka Chopra Insta Official – “ILY” Coming Soon?

While Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande are having their mind-meld mental breakdown together somewhere in New York City, there’s another celebrity couple trying to cook up some publicity – former boybander Nick Jonas and Indian actress femi-tits Priyanka Chopra – and OMG you guys, they just went Insta official. I just dropped a piping hot load in my pants I’m so fucking excited. I feel like I just did bath salts. Gonna tear someone’s face off I’m so hyped the hell up on this amazing information. The D-list news broke on the “around the web” sections of the dark web last week, and we actually got a Twitter user request to cover it, so, here we are.

The real news here is the Priyanka Chopra is thirty-five-years-old and using social media and emoticons as declarations of romantic commitment. It’s cute when you’re young, but in a couple of years she’s not going to be able to have a kid without a high likelihood that it comes out looking like Gak. She should be spending her time having serious conversations with her gyno rather than coyly fueling the news cycle on her Instagram Story. And by the way, all the talk about their Insta officialness is due to Chopra posting this pic:

And Jonas posting a video:

Like in the movies. Our reader seems to think that the relationship is a green card ploy on Chopra’s part, but America has a proud lineage of allowing sexy celebs citizenship or extended visas. The latter of which she has. Never forget, Canadian Justin Bieber has an  O-1 visa, which is reserved for people with “extraordinary ability or achievement.” If only the kids in McAllen, TX were sexier and more famous.

The duo first appeared together at the Met Gala in 2017 as friends, and now we know that over the past year they’ve been having vapid celeb sex. Vampire Pete Davidson skewering America-hating Bratz Doll Ariana Grande with his alleged huge ghastly dick or lobotomized Disney alum Jonas porking an alleged actress who no one’s seen in anything ever. Which hot and exciting celeb couple makes you barf less?

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Rebel Wilson Ordered To Pay Back Millions

Due to crappy lawyers and not much of a case, Rebel Wilson’s 2017 win in court has turned into a 2018 loss – at least as far as public perception is concerned. Warning: A tale of deception, lies, triumph, struggle, vanity, stupidity, boringness, and a one-note comedian awaits, so if you have literally anything better to do, do it. Anything.

In 2014 a woman named Caroline Overington interviewed Rebel Wilson for Australian Women’s Weekly, but after the interview published, she realized that Wilson had lied about her age (she wasn’t really twenty-nine,) name (Wilson claimed her real name was Rebel and provided an elaborate story about her mother’s ideation of the name. Her actual name is Melanie,) and other statements – including the non fact that Wilson reaps whimsical benefits from being related to Walt Disney. Via The Guardian:

Overington said Wilson told her a story about being related to Walt Disney and getting exclusive access to a “super secret” and “magical” apartment where waterfalls would start to move in pictures on the wall or the lights would suddenly twinkle.

In 2015 Overington published a followup piece calling Wilson out on her lies. Wilson claims that the piece made her a pariah in Hollywood, and that she lost lucrative movie deals thanks to her new reputation as a serial liar. Wilson sued the parent company of Australian Women’s Weekly, Bauer Media, with her agent Sharon Jackson explaining the impetus for the charges of lost wages and defamation:

Sharon Jackson said after the “incredible success” internationally of Pitch Perfect 2 in 2015, in which Wilson played a lead role, she was surprised the actor did not receive many multimillion-dollar leading lady offers.

What could be keeping Wilson from nabbing leading Hollywood rolls? I mean roles. JK I’m body positive now. Anyway, moving a tale as old as Rebel Wilson along, in 2017 she received a whopping $4.5 million payout ($650,000 in general damages and $3.9 million compensation) from Bauer to much fanfare, but just this week was officially ordered to pay back over $4.1 million of the cash after a court appeal from Bauer revealed that Wilson could not in fact prove that she would have banked millions of dollars had it not been for Overington’s article.

To sum things up, Wilson basically snatched global embarrassment out of the jaws of what should have been a win. And the Australian court system is a three-ring circus. But Wilson’s not the only one who lost out. Just imagine a world in which Wilson scored the leading roles of the decade. Twirling alongside Ryan Gosling in La La Land instead of Emma Stone. Saving the galaxy in Star Wars: The Force Awakens instead of stupid old Daisy Ridley. It would be like seeing John Candy in Spaceballs, and movies would have finally been funny again.

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Evangeline Lilly Slams Male Superhero Suit Complaints

Those who managed to not purposefully choke themselves to death on Milk Duds while suffering through The Hobbit probably realized that Evangeline Lilly had started to take some creative liberties with her face in 2013. Those liberties have since turned into a conceptual art project, but Lilly’s plasticy Real Housewives of Mordor face isn’t what we’re here to talk about. Although it should be.

Lilly is the twelve-thousandth celebrity to hop on the Marvel bandwagon and will portray something tragic called The Wasp in something tragic called Ant-Man and the Wasp. I’d like to think that this latest superhero movie is where Marvel will finally stumble, but it’ll probably make $5 billion dollars and be hailed as a cinematic breakthrough. Lilly is now making the publicity rounds, and while being interviewed by BackstageOL, she addressed the complaints that her male Marvel superhomo costars have had over their skin-tight costumes:

I have been hearing Marvel male superheroes complain about their suits for years. And I got into my suit and I was wearing it, working in it, doing my thing, and I was like, ‘[It’s] just not that bad.’ Do I have the most comfortable suit in the MCU, or [holds up her high-heeled foot for the camera] have men not had the life experience of being uncomfortable for the sake of looking good?

They’re just like, ‘What is this? This sucks. Why are we… why? Why do I have to go through this?’ Whereas a woman’s like, ‘I don’t know. This is like normal. I wear heels to work. I’m uncomfortable all day. You get used to it. You tune it out.’

In order to fully understand how uncomfortable a bodysuit would be for a man, Lilly would have to have a penis. Something she can quiz Scarlett Johansson about later. But overall I agree that men have it pretty damn easy when it comes to dressing up, especially here in the Midwest where 2000’s Tony Hawk for Kohl’s cargo shorts and an XXL 1990’s “Grababooty & Pinch” Abercrombie & Fitch knock-off graphic t-shirt count as formal wear. In terms of the millionaire actors complaining about being slightly uncomfortable with their junk molded into high and tight peaches up front – talk to miners with lungs that look like the Christmas stockings of bad kids. For guys complaining about their dicks, they sure are a bunch of pussies.

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Sarah Hyland Doing Great

June 25, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson |

For #nationalselfieday Sarah Hyland took to Instagram to post a picture of herself looking either like a shrunken head or a Baby Loony Tunes version of Roseanne. Either way you slice it, she’s doing very well. And looks great to boot. Since 2012 Hyland has cast a sizable net in defining exactly what the hell’s wrong with her, but most people – mainly the h8ers – think the catch of the day is a word that rhymes with hugs and pugs. It’s drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. Well how dare they. A celebrity pinning addiction on kidney condition? I won’t hear of it.

Hyland received a kidney transplant in 2012, and the side effects of the procedure were dramatic weight loss and facial reconstructive surgery. This weekend, for the very important #nationalselfieday, Hyland reminded us of the reason for the season by rehashing her vague health concerns for the five-hundredth time with a spooky selfie. Did someone confuse #nationalselfieday with Halloween? She adds:

Sometimes a selfie is more than just a good angle and feelin cute. This time for #nationalselfieday I’ve decided to share my truth. As painful as it is. So here is my face that was torn from work against my will. But I’m very grateful it was. Health should always come first. #stayhealthymyfriends

Um. So. What the hell is she talking about? The world may never know. What we do know is that Hyland was robbed of the first place trophy in this weekend’s World’s Ugliest Dog competition.

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Gigi Hadid’s Boy Toy Is Not Met Gala Material

June 24, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf |

Remember that guy from school that would hook up with the one chick everybody has been with and try to hide the fact that he agreed to be in a relationship with her? That’s Zayn Malik. The world knows Gigi Hadid gets around and Zayn is doing his best to get around the misfortune of putting a label on their relationship. She must be one of those women who doesn’t let you do backdoor unless she’s allowed to call you her boyfriend. Malik likes to pride himself on not taking anything too seriously. This includes events like the Met Gala, the women he makes love to, and obviously his music because I can’t reach any quicker for the skip track button every time anything from him pops up on a playlist.

Gigi Hadid may be a regular at the Met Gala, but don’t expect to see Zayn Malik by her side there ever again, even if they are back on after a break. The former One Direction singer spoke about why he has no intention of returning to the event in the future.

“I did go, but I didn’t go there to be like, ‘Yo, take me serious,’” he said of attending in 2016 by Gigi’s side. “I was taking the piss! I went there as my favorite Mortal Kombat character, Jax,” he added, referring to the metal-armed fighter from the video game. “The Met Gala is not necessarily anything that I ever knew about or was about. But my [former] stylist would say to me, ‘This is really good for you to do.’ And no matter how strong you are mentally, you can always be swayed to do certain things,” he continued.

Malik showed up to the Met Gala as a Mortal Kombat character. The man showed up to a prestigious celebrity event in metal arms and a tuxedo. And he got exactly what he wished for, for no one to take him seriously. It was like those bad Halloween costumes where the wearer has to tell everyone what they are because the execution was extremely horrid. If he has such nihilistic outlook about everything in life he should trade in being a celebrity for being a hipster. He looks like someone who would find more enjoyment deciding between the three different types of avocado infused craft beer at Trader Joe’s than hanging out with a Hadid during during daylight hours.

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Ayesha Curry’s Unopened Restaurant Attacked On Yelp

June 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf |

Houston is possibly the most boring city in Texas. There’s more to do in Dallas, and Austin is more interesting by accident than Houston could ever be on purpose. But that didn’t stop Ayesha Curry from opening up a BBQ establishment in H-Town. Ayesha is famous for reasons no one knows. She married a talented athlete and cooks. Those were the only requirements for her to be considered a celebrity. The bar happens to be very low these days. As much as I hate people who acquire fame through osmosis, I hate self-righteous Yelp users drastically more. Ayesha’s BBQ restaurant International Smoke isn’t open yet but it’s already receiving terrible reviews from upset Rockets fans.

Houston Rockets fans are still so bitter at being knocked out of the playoffs by the Warriors, they’ve gone to Yelp to take out their frustrations on Ayesha Curry’s new Houston restaurant.

Steph Curry’s wife is opening International Smoke in Houston in July — and a bunch of haters have already bombarded the page with anti-Warriors trash talk, as first pointed out by NBA reporter Tomer Azarly.– “This is absolutely the worst place to go – her husband cheated his way to a championship and now she has the guts to open up a place here??”

“Waited 35 mins for water and it tasted like Seth curry tears ! Will never be back ! Can’t support this place .. Harden MVP”

“Can’t believe I logged on here and took time out of my day just to give this 1 star. Go rockets.”

If there is a hell I hope everyone that’s ever called themselves a Yelp foodie reviewer burns for all of eternity in it. If you can’t be objective, be quiet. It’s that simple. We get it, her husband’s team is the reason James Harden didn’t get a ring this year. Attempting to tear down a business over the performance of your hometown sports team is something I’d expect from any sports fan from Philly. The Astros just won the World Series, be grateful because you can’t have everything your way, the world is not Burger King.

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The Little Girl Who Died In The Hunger Games Is Gay Now

Imagine playing a minor role in a major franchise and still feeling important enough to announce to the world your sexual preferences. Amandla Stenberg, better known as Rue from The Hunger Games, is unrecognizable now. And when people don’t recognize you, you fade into the terrifying realm of nobodies. A place no one who has ever been in movies or TV wants to be. Thinking fast, Amandla followed fading celebrity protocol and “came out of the closet” to find the attention and new fans she was desperately seeking. Initially she identified as a non-binary bisexual. But after realizing no one was swiping right on her on Tinder because inclusive fairy tale inspired genders coupled with indecisive sexual preferences was a bit too specific for the match making algorithm, she switched to full on lesbian.

 Amandla Stenberg, who identifies as non-binary and came out as bisexual in 2016, confirmed in an interview with WonderlandMagazine that she is gay.

“I was so overcome with this profound sense of relief when I realized that I’m gay.” “Not bi, not pan[sexual], but gay — with a romantic love for women. All of the things that felt so internally contrary to my truest self were rectified as I unraveled a long web of denial and self-deprivation.”

“Like oh, maybe there’s a reason why I kissed my best friends and felt ashamed growing up,” Stenberg said. “Or watched lesbian porn and masturbated (and more) with my friends at sleepovers. Or stifled a scream of horror the first time I saw a penis and had to convince myself with much internal strife that I was enjoying what was going down. Or could only find attraction towards gay men and femme boys who damn near had the sensibility of a woman. “Mila Kunis was probably my first lesbian crush, besides that silver haired hoe Mirage from The Incredibles or Kristina Vidal’s punk ass in Freaky Friday.

It’s sad when celebrities have to promote the switching of their sexual identity as a means to get people to look in their direction. You should just give up on being famous if you have to wear rainbows and kiss other women just to get people to care. It’s also important to note that her lesbian crushes included a cartoon character. Getting off to the imagery of a cartoon is about as low as it gets. And it’s also why I’ll never admit publicly that Capcom’s Morrigan, Cammy, and Chun-Li were nice to look at.

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Samuel L. Jackson Walks The Thin Gay Shaming Line

June 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf |

It’s pride month. And apparently that means no one is to patronize Chic Fil A, or make any suggestions that a heterosexual man performed oral sex on another heterosexual man as a means to be offensive. Are we still allowed to call others brown nosers? Because I can easily see how that can be misconstrued from its original meaning of ass kissing to an insult for a gay sex act. Samuel L. Jackson went from telling the world he was high during most of his performances to dissing Trump. All within the span of a few days. Mr. Multi-tasker tweeted one of the more problematic tweets this month which poked fun at other politicians needing mints to avoid dick breath after going down on Trump. Sam is clearly back on drugs.

Tough-talking actor Samuel L. Jackson wished President Donald Trump a happy birthday on Friday, but the Twitterverse took exception to the perceived anti-gay slurs in the message and laid their vengeance upon him.

Jackson’s tweet: “Must have been a party at The White House, Mitch, Paul, Rudy & others were spotted wearing knee pads & carrying these lined up outside. Happy Birthday.”

The tweet included an image of a product called “After Dick Mints” with the tagline “Going down?”

Fortunately no one has figured out he’s Frozone from The Incredibles 2. Being able to avoid a boycott of a sequel 14 years in the making and more backlash is why Sam is the real life gingerbread man. Catch him if you can. He hasn’t even backpedaled to removed the tweet. He should probably be in rehab or jail but instead he’s in your kid’s new favorite movie. Impressive and worth a standing ovation.

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