Demi Lovato Mid-Level Cherry Tits If You Care

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A few years ago Demi Lovato found some very specific bathing suit silhouettes that worked for her body type and ordered five thousand of each in different patterns and colors, and has been coursing out selfies in the tit-baring and waist-obscuring garb ever since. Her most recent one features a PLUNGING NECKLINE that shows off Lovato’s secrets to success, and while I’m not complaining, it’s just becoming a little predictable at this point. It’s just hard to believe that someone interesting enough to be an abusive coke whore would be so repetitive with her clothing choices.

There frankly isn’t much to say about Lovato. While I know overall she’s going for a suicidal Dove girl embrace your curves coke head thing, her statements are never enough to rile people up, and as I said, her looks are okay. They’re good. She’s like if you threw every celebrity ever in a blender and added buckets of gas station makeup to the final concoction. My thoughts on Lovato and today’s ubiquitous selfie are pretty much summed up in an article by Chris Richards – Demi Lovato, Nick Jonas, DNCE and the Rise of the Mid-Level Pop Star:

Middle-mastery is difficult to sniff out in a hit single. It smells like mediocrity, but it isn’t. The music of a middle-master glows with personality, but not enough to make it seem exceptional. It can be risky, but never dangerous. Its pleasures feel big, but never totally euphoric, and its emotions feel genuine, but never completely cathartic.

Haha, Chris Richards you bitch. Head to the gallery to see Lovato’s mid-level fashion sense in her mid-level selfies featuring her mid-level body. 

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Ariel Winter Dove Girl Audition And Shit Around The Web

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Lindsay Lohan bikini snake bite survivor (DrunkenStepfather)

Guess the celebrity robe upper thigh goodness (TMZ)

Madison Beer maj cameltoe bulge (TaxiDriverMovie)

Ariel Winter embraces curves (Egotastic)

School Of Rock chick nipple bonanza (EgotasticAllStars)

Bella Thorne in retro lingerie (Popoholic)

Boobtastic Kimberly Garner for president (HollywoodTuna)

Top Ten Oscar Actresses Nude (Mr.Skin)

Alyssa Milano pale nips for birthday (Fleshbot)

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Kendall Jenner Only Updating Priorities In 2018

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Anyone affiliated with the Kardashian name will most likely sell you a dream, app, or intercourse depending on how deep your pockets run. Kendall Jenner is claiming that her priorities will come before updating her app for the new year. By priorities she clearly means declining sales of people dumb enough to pay $2.99 a month or $24.99 a year encouraged her to pursue other methods of fame whoring for a fortune. The countdown until she gets pregnant started right after her announcement of walking away from app updates. She’s currently scouting an athlete to run one in her end-zone and transform her pregnancy into prime-time television.    

Keeping up with Kendall Jenner will be harder to do in 2018. The 22-year-old supermodel announced Tuesday that, in a week, her app is going dark. “As I look ahead to the next year, my goals and priorities are changing. I’ve had an incredible 2+ years connecting with all of you, but I’ve made the difficult decision to no longer update my app in 2018,” the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star wrote. “I hope you’ve enjoyed this journey as much as I have, and am looking forward to sharing the next chapter with you. Love, Kendall.”

With her app no longer being serviced a majority of low self-esteemed teens will wither away without guidance on how to become famous for doing nothing. There will undoubtedly be a dip in the Instagram model market and possibly a surge in teen pregnancies for the population following close in Kendall’s footsteps. It’s impossible to understand what these priorities are that she’s focusing on when she clearly has no quantifiable skills. It’s a scary world we live in when celebrities get bored making millions from not doing anything and actually wish to work on talents they never possessed initially.  

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Miss America Organization Self-Purge After Cyber-Bullying The Staff

Three leading figures in the Miss America Organization have resigned after leaked emails revealed how pageant officials ridiculed winners for their appearance, intellect and sex lives. The president, Josh Randle, quit on Saturday along with chief executive Sam Haskell and chairwoman Lynn Weidner, a former Miss New Jersey.

In late August 2014, the CEO of the Miss America Organization, Sam Haskell, sent an email to the lead writer of the Miss America pageant telecast, Lewis Friedman, informing him of a change he wanted to make in the script: “I have decided that when referring to a woman who was once Miss America, we are no longer going to call them Forever Miss Americas….please change all script copy to reflect that they are Former Miss Americas!”

Friedman replied, “I’d already changed “Forevers” to “Cunts.” Does that work for you?”

Haskell’s short reply came quickly: “Perfect…bahahaha.”

Most everyone agrees that to a certain extent, Haskell helped the organization get back on its feet. Miss America has returned to broadcast television, airing on ABC after being relegated to basic cable. But despite his success at growing the pageant, internal emails show a different story.

In some cases, Haskell was professional. In an August 2013 email exchange, one month before Mallory Hagan, 2013’s winner, would crown the new Miss America in Atlantic City, Haskell exchanged emails with his daughter and one of his top employees, Brent Adams, about Hagan. His daughter, Mary Lane, said, “Here’s hoping you get another good one!” Haskell replied to Mary Lane, “It’s going to be hard to replace Mallory, but I’m hopeful!”

But in other cases, Haskell and Haddad routinely maligned the former Miss Americas, calling them “malcontents” and treating them as embarrassing inconveniences rather than honored alumnae.

Aging women who aren’t attractive anymore aren’t exactly the most friendly group of people on the planet. He has worked with these women and there may be some truth to these allegations. But instead of letting Sam explain his perspective on the matter he was shamed out of an annual 500K salary. This was obviously locker room talk but you’re only allowed to get away with those types of comments when you run a country, not a beauty pageant. In the end, he has no one to blame but himself. One has to take everything that comes their way after having the confidence they will not be caught using an easily identifiable email containing content that would undoubtedly qualify one for termination. I’m pretty sure if he gave the employer/employee relationship handbook that probably has his signature photocopied on each pamphlet a quick once-over calling subordinates cunts breaks at least one rule in there.   

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Blind Item: Rock Star Sang About Raping 13-Year-Old Girl In Hit Song

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This Blind Item, like most of them I guess, could apply to about 80% of the celebrities even vaugly in the category. All of the guesses that I’m seeing reference trash hair band members who were definitely having sex with teenagers – especiall Axl Rose and the song “Sweet Child O’ Mine” – but I’m going to go with Dave Matthews and “Crash Into Me” because I think he fucking sucks and that would be hilarious. I mean terrible but hilarious. Check out the Blind Item below and let us know who the serial rapist to the stars is in the comments. 

It is hard to believe it has been this long, but the person I spoke to is in her early 40’s now. She says that she thinks she is the inspiration for one of the songs written by this permanent A list singer/band. She says that when she was 13, she had sex with the lead singer of the group and he knew how old she was. She says it was consensual, but, come on, she was 13 and he was about a decade older. She does say that after the first time, when he was abusing drugs he would call her over to his place and start out nicely but then would rape her or beat her while they were having sex. She says this went on for about four months until she found out he was doing the same thing to several other teens at her school. Later when she heard one of their songs, it was almost word for word, their sexual experiences.

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Miss America CEO Sexually Belittles Former Miss America

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If you happen to buy into the premise that beauty pageants represent female empowerment and the positive representation of women in modern culture, than you’ll be appalled by some crude emails uncovered from the CEO of the Miss America Organization regarding 2013 winner of the pageant, Mallory Hagan. Haskell’s beef with Hagan seems to be stem from Hagan questioning Haskell’s leadership of MAO on the Miss America Organization discussion board, wherever the hell that is.

In their effort to prove that men are horrible boyfriends, The Huffington Post leaked emails from Miss America Organization CEO, Sam Haskell, where Haskell agreed with a Miss America Pageant writer, that Hagan was a “cunt”, joked back and forth about her promiscuity, and worst of all, body shamed her notable weight gain post pageant victory. (Other Miss America contestants at the time noted how overweight Hagan was during the pageant itself.)

The MAO leapt into defensive action with an internal investigation, firing Haskell and insisting like everybody else in the pageant business, they mostly liked little boys and girls and would never condone foul language against grown women. But it was too late. Dick Clark Productions, publicly and prominently insisted they were cutting all ties with the Miss America Pageant and would no longer be broadcasting the annual event:

“We were appalled by their unacceptable content and insisted, in the strongest possible terms, that the Miss America Organization board of directors conduct a comprehensive investigation and take appropriate action to address the situation. Shortly thereafter, we resigned our board positions and notified MAO that we were terminating our relationship with them.”

Wherever Dick is, he’d be proud of that demonstrative virtue signal. Termination is the next obvious step for sexual harassers. That and former Miss America winner turned Fox News anchor turned sexual harassment civil suit recipient, Gretchen Carlson, igniting a #ResignNow hashtag on Twitter. Even though Haskell’s dismissal had already been sealed, these hashtags are like leftover land mines. They could easily take a leg thirty years after insertion.

Hagan seems poised for a lawsuit against the Miss America Organization for schoolyard trash talk. The fate of the Miss America Pageant itself remains less clear without a TV contract. Causing full fledge panic among the eighteen to nineteen people who care, outside of numerous prissy, questionably attractive debutantes who took two years of violin lessons. Imagine these high strung lipsticked tooth women if they have no pageants to consume their time. Think about the animal activist who releases the herd of corralled steer only to be trampled to death upon their escape. We can’t have these women running loose. 

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Sarah Hyland Made CVS Bend The Knee

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Cue the crazy lady at the pharmacy going bonkers over her prescription. It’s a sight most of us have seen before but not too often does it come in celebrity form or from any woman that’s actually attractive for that matter. Sarah Hyland was feeling very spicy after her terrible encounter with CVS pharmacy. The drugstore failed to fill her antibiotics perception before closing for the day. I’m more surprised it wasn’t a prescription of pills to soothe her case of entitlement. One Xanax and this entire ordeal would have never been an issue. She took to Twitter in order to protest the injustice she suffered at the hands of big pharma. The angry tweets from a verified account caught the attention of the corporation. They publicly apologized for the mishap as per protocol but privately let her know that she was an idiot for putting trust in information listed on a third-party app. 

Sarah Hyland put CVS on blast for leaving her hanging on crucial meds she needed, but the pharmacy is firing back, saying the mix-up was her own damn fault.

Sarah tore into CVS earlier this week after she said a Studio City location never notified her to pick up her medication before closing time … as she claims they promised they would.

She also called them out for allegedly posting the wrong hours on the Internet. Based on her post, it appears she pulled the hours from a maps app.

And therein lies the problem, as they say. We’re told CVS learned Sarah did use a 3rd party search engine to find those hours — but did NOT check the actual CVS website. That site displays the correct pharmacy closing time … 9 PM.

Still, CVS apologized to Sarah.

I don’t like the taste of toenail so I research thoroughly before I’m forced to insert a foot into my mouth. I know it’s an archaic means of communication but major businesses still do own telephones. An initial call to confirm a closing time would have saved Sarah from looking stupid. She should have gotten a brain transplant in addition to her kidney. 

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Eminem Still Gaybaiting

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Eminem isn’t pumping the brakes on the last few miles of what I’m guessing he’s classifying as the continuation of his career. He clearly had no idea which fan base to cater to until recently. He apologizes for being white and is welcomed with open arms at BET for Trump bashing Dr. Seuss cyphers. He has built an entire empire on shock value and is now hoping to sell records in a slow market as a rowdy citizen in regular clothes. Did you really expect different from someone who used to live in a trailer in Detroit? Now the man that used to be the most homophobic Hip-Hopper in America claims to use the gay dating app Grindr. 

The rapper is making Twitter-users scratch their heads over some interesting revelations in an interview with Vulture Monday — namely, that he uses gay dating app Grindr along with dating app Tinder.

The comments came as a surprise to many as Eminem is known for using offensive language about the LGBT community in his music. He was also married to Kimberly Anne Scott from 1999 to 2001, and again for a short period in 2006. They share a daughter, Hailie.

Whether he was serious or just seeking attention I wouldn’t be surprised if Eminem was into dudes. The clues were there from the beginning. Pokes fun at boy bands then dyes his hair blonde. He purchased “>Elton John a diamond encrusted cock ring and maintained the absence of a mustache his entire career. Never trust what a man without a mustache has to say about his own sexuality. You can’t wander through life with the appearance of a 12-year-old twink and think you have everyone convinced you’re wholeheartedly into women. Hyper masculine homophobia is most often always a cover up. Now that he’s cleaned out his closet he can finally come out of it.  

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Celine Farach Bikini Duty and Shit Around the Web

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Lili Reinhart & Camila Mendes of Riverdale are hot (DrunkenStepfather)

The sexiest celebs sporting the hottest Christmas pajamas (TMZ)

Lisa Appleton slips a tit in a tiny sundress (TaxiDriverMovie)

Celine Farach shows off her beach body in Miami (Egotastic)

The very best of Playmate Stephanie Glasson (EgotasticAllStars)

Elizabeth Olsen and her perfect booty rocking leggings (Popoholic)

Victoria Justice holding her boob is absolutely amazing (HollywoodTuna)

Top Ten Nude Celebrities Born on Christmas Day (Mr.Skin)

It’s Time to Vote for Girlsway’s Girl of the Year 2017 (Fleshbot)

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Paulina Porizkova Knows Sexual Harassment Is a Compliment on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #114

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Every now and then a sage will rise in the world to bring a heavy dose of much needed truth. Paulina Porizkova calling unwanted attention from men a sign that you’re hot is pretty much as close as we get. She may not be right, but in a world where MeToo is actually considered a courageous expression, she’s at least super refreshing.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we explore Paulina’s oracle like thoughts, congratulate Anita Hill on her new purely symbolic Commission-hood, guess what kind of smack John Skipper liked most, Matt offers to adopted Keaton Jones, we re-offend Adrienne Lawrence because she’s pretty damn hot, kick Morgan Spurlock out of the tribe of men, and set out DVRs for that amazing new Amanda Knox gender bias TV show. It’s a lot to get to, which is why we drink during the show.

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