Corey Feldman Names Current L.A. Dodgers Employee as Child Molester


As if the Dodgers didn’t have enough problem with Clayton Kershaw’s postseason pitching mediocrity, Corey Feldman named a “current Dodger employee” as one of the men who molested him in his Hollywood pubescent prime. Not exactly named, since he didn’t include a name, but how many guys presumably 45 and up currently work for the Dodgers? Maybe thirty dudes? Please let it be Lasorda. 

Corey Feldman visited Megyn Kelly’s morning show on NBC because that’s a signature win for both of them. You decide which of the two is sadder. This was to be Feldman’s big child molesters run amok in Hollywood reveal. Or at least enough names to get people to keep stupidly funding his IndieGoGo documentary campaign. To date, there’s been $160,000 worth of stupid. That adjective might be misplaced. Or you can wait until Feldman buys a new sports car.

Feldman danced around naming names as the world’s worst news interviewer kept trying. 

“Believe me, I would love the pain to stop today. This is about creating a cycle of awareness. This is about opening people’s eyes and minds to the fact that this is a real problem.”

At which point Feldman promised he had five “good names” to hand over as soon as he’d raised enough money for solid legal representation. You know how risky it is to be sued for defamation when you’re broke. He also brought up murder. Did somebody try to kill him for his information? It’s unclear. Just murder.

Feldman contends that he mentioned names of men who had molested him to the Santa Barbara Police during the 1993 investigation into Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch all cancer boy slumber parties. Surprisingly, Jackson wasn’t one he named. Feldman insists the SBPD couldn’t give a shit about his Hollywood pedophile ring stories and told him to go visit the LAPD if he felt like it. He gave up. Too much work.

Feldman has previously named Marty Weiss, a convicted sex offender and former kid talent manager as one of his attackers. Though that was after Weiss was outed by others. Officially, Feldman’s handed over very little. In one little Tweet over the weekend, Anthony Rapp offered more names than Feldman has in twenty-five years of teasing his story.

For her part, Corey Haim’s mom insist Feldman is merely looking to make a buck with his naming names documentary bullshit. She’s probably got deep insight into the situation. Or basic common sense:

“[Feldman has] been talking about revealing the names of his and other abusers for seven years, since my son died. Now he wants $10 million to do it? Come on. It’s a long con. He’s a scam artist. If he was serious about this, he’d share the information he has with the police.”

The stage mom of the drug dead formerly sodomized child actor has a point.

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Elsa Wears Fake Leather For Animal Love


Animals are people too. Or something like that according to PETA. I’m not too sure exactly what their entire philosophy entails but I know they don’t want you eating Chic-Fil-A or wearing mink coats in the winter. To be honest they’re mostly a bunch of hypocrites that want to look like they mean well in the public eye at any cost. So that means if you don’t want to wear red paint to match your expensive coyote fur coat when they’re around you better play nice. Also put the hamburger down. That cow had a family and too short of a life to become a tasty double double animal style at In-N-Out. If there’s one person on this planet that cares it’s Victoria Secret model Elsa Hosk. She’s wearing pleather this season to save animal lives. What have you done lately? 

Back in the day, imitation leather, which oftentimes had a shiny finish, didn’t have a great reputation among the fashion set, with many describing the look as cheap or tacky. Celebs either wore it like a costume (think: Missy Elliott in that Supa Dupa Fly black bodysuit) or as a raincoat. Well, now the Victoria’s Secret model is showing us how to incorporate it in our cold-season wardrobe in the most flattering way.

You can tell Elsa genuinely cares because being a model means your entire livelihood is on the line when it comes to daily outfit selection. Sure your leather moto jacket is a long shot from Schott NYC quality grade and the incessant shine from the polyurethane makes you look like a Glad trash bag but you saved a life. And that’s what matters. Physical proof that all models aren’t shallow individuals. And I’m certain she puts the hamburger down as well. Because she would just throw it up later when no one is looking anyway. Remember ladies, nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.  

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Ex-NBA Commissioner David Stern Ready to Legalize Weed


When you’re a wealthy business owner you want to stay wealthy. So when the workforce you hire typically has a proclivity to enjoy pot you’ll have to look the other way when it comes to weed if you want to stay in business. Remember when the FBI tried to hire hackers for homeland security but the majority couldn’t pass the pot drug test? The NBA is having the same problem. While you may be quick to point fingers at obvious individuals who enjoy cannabis like J.R. Smith, it’s not isolated to just his type of overly tattooed “do whatever I want” kind of player. Just being young and rich is enough to make players like Kristaps Porzingis partake in the puff puff pass. David Stern recently opened up about removing medical marijuana from the banned list for players in the NBA. 

David Stern thinks it’s time for a change…in a recent documentary on UNINTERRUPTED Harrington talked to Stern about his tenure as commissioner, his handling of the drug’s use among players and how his perception has changed.

“I’m now at the point where personally I think it should be removed from the banned list,” Stern told Harrington. 

“It was generally known at some point, until we tightened the rules, that a lot of our players were smoking a lot of marijuana,” Stern said in the interview. “In fact, some of our players came to us and said, ‘Some of these guys are high coming into the game.’ But we began tightening it up, and at that time people accepted the generally held wisdom that marijuana was a gateway drug and that if you start smoking, you’re liable to go on to bigger and better stuff.”

The world’s perspective of weed is changing. It’s difficult to demonize a substance that wants to make you stay inside and eat too many cookies while alcohol can destroy your liver when abused. You only get one of those. You can’t overdose from too many joints. Worst case scenario is you watch way too much TV while the world moves forward without you. But most people do that now already without the help of getting high so I don’t see the crime. While the current commissioner, Adam Silver, still has a hard stance on marijuana for recreational use, allowing it for medicinal purposes is the open window the players needed. Scoring a medical marijuana card is already a breeze if you’re not in the NBA. I could just imagine how easy it is for someone who’s torn their ACL. Pounds of pot will always make the pain go away.  

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Demi Rose Teardrop Cleavage and Shit Around the Web


January Jones pokies on social media (DrunkenStepfather)

Gourd-geous celebs at the pumpkin patch (TMZ)

Russia’s “Bride of Chucky” serial killer orgasmed during her stabbings, so there’s that (CaseyAnthony)

Chantel Jeffries upskirt in see-through panties (TaxiDriverMovie)

Demi Rose busting out on fancy London evening (Egotastic)

Zhoe Trotter smoking hot topless beauty (EgotasticAllStars)

Jessica Alba drops some massive pregnancy cleavage (Popoholic)

Barbara Palvin is sexy in bed (HollywoodTuna)

Top Ten Horror Movie Nude Scenes of the 2010s (Mr.Skin)

Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Born in October (Fleshbot)

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Actress Préity Üupala Discusses Tantric Sex and Calls Out Hollywood Whiners on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #107


It’s a good time to be an attractive Indian actress in Hollywood. First, all the gross old Weinsteins are inherently scared of your educated accent and conservative values. Second, the town is looking for hot talented girls with shades beyond pale. Despite her advantages, actress and spiritual Indian woman Préity Üupala agreed to be on our show to give a different perspective on life in the Hollywood bubble. Naturally, we guys quickly steered the conversation into tantric sex where we wondered what kind of man would be down for 24 hours of foreplay and an “internal” ejaculation. Other than Sting.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, after discussing Tantra with Préity Üupala, we delved into Kit Harrington’s sexism by six-pack claims, the power of the gay mafia in Hollywood enabling pederasty, wonder who the Playboy tranny Playmate is meant for, feel bad for Sean Penn for being fucked by Kate Del Castillo, figuratively and literally, question for what accused crimes you would still support a family member, and wonder how the hell the President of ESPN keeps his job. That’s at least half a dozen topics you’ll never read about in the trades.

Subscribe to the Last Men on Earth podcast on iTunes. It’s like stealing, because it’s free. And you millennials love to steal shit.

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Selena Gomez Barney's Plaything and Shit Around the Web


Jordy Murray makes love not war (DrunkenStepfather)

Two dozen of Kate Upton‘s sexiest pictures (TMZ)

Myla Dalbesio caught topless at photoshoot (TaxiDriverMovie)

Selena Gomez cleavage to make you grow-mez (Egotastic)

Angela Olszewska topless grazing in the grass (EgotasticAllStars)

Christian Serratos massive new mom cleavage (Popoholic)

Letecia Price picture moment (HollywoodTuna)

Imagine a world without the 1996 classic Bound (Mr.Skin)

Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Named Margaret or Maggie (Fleshbot)

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Frank Ocean Wins Lawsuit From Father, Going to Have Awkward Thanksgiving


When a father who left your life only comes back to sue you for defamation I would assume any mug in his kitchen claiming he’s the “worlds greatest dad” is definitely a lie. Most likely Frank Ocean’s dad didn’t approve of his lifestyle and decided to disappear. But that didn’t mean he was done with Frank. He was lurking in the shadows waiting for an opportunity to get his hands on huge pay day. Frank’s Orlando nightclub shooting inspired Tumblr post was his open window to walk back in Ocean’s life. This time with a $14.5 million dollar lawsuit.

Calvin Cooksey sued Ocean for libel in February for $14.5 million, saying that the singer is “us[ing] his father as an instrument for personal connection in order to sell records,” according to Rolling Stone.

Frank Ocean has beaten the $14.5 million libel suit filed by his father over a 2016 Tumblr post in which the musician claimed his dad used a gay slur.

“I was six years old when I heard my dad call our transgender waitress a faggot as he dragged me out a neighborhood diner saying we wouldn’t be served because she was dirty.

“That was the last afternoon I saw my father and the first time I heard that word, I think, although it wouldn’t shock me if it wasn’t.”

Cooksey told the magazine he has “never discriminated against anyone transgender or heterosexual or homosexual.”

He also called his son “a scam artist, a fraud and a hypocrite,” adding that the Tumblr post was just a “publicity stunt in the wake of the Orlando attack.”

Frank managed to dodge being liable for libel the same way he dodges sleeping with anyone that owns a labia. But he probably expected as much from someone who walks out on their family mid meal. If being waited on by someone that has a bulge in front of their dress is uncomfortable, you shouldn’t have been eating at Denny’s like most self-respecting adults. Everyone knows a nameless “neighborhood diner” is code for the other “I can’t believe it’s not IHOP” pancake place. Any establishment that allows you to purchase unlimited pancakes at 2 a.m. for less than two dollars should immediately raise a red flag. 

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Jeff Goldblum Wants Whatever Holly Willoughby Is Willing To Offer, Wink Wink


You should automatically expect anyone constantly dressed as GQ’s man of the month to try his luck with chicks all the time. No matter whether it’s at work or on live TV. No heterosexual man alive wakes up and purposely puts on a turtle neck without wanting attention from the opposite sex. Because otherwise you just look like a giant uncircumcised penis. Jeff Goldblum, who often resembles a Just For Men headshot photo come to life, worked his charm on one half of the hosts of This Morning TV program. While his outfit would lead you to believe he would hit on Phillip, he was actually after female host Willoughby. And Holly is certainly hot enough to have any man begin to behave slightly cheeky on live TV. Formal professionalism flies out of the window right after anyone has been undressed with eyes. 

Jeff Goldblum is currently making the media rounds to promote his new film, Thor: Ragnarok, but his recent appearance on London’s This Morning is what really caught people’s attention. The charming and handsome actor sat down with hosts Phillip and Holly to discuss the film, but Jeff got a bit distracted when trying to chat with Holly. In addition to giving her a sweet smirk and talking in a very smooth tone, he also sidetracked his conversation to ask about her outfit, jewelry, and nail polish.

Jeff put on the moves on air but no word yet if she followed the dandy man back to his changing chambers. Jeff laid out the bait, he’s just waiting for Holly to bite. Patience is a vital aspect of fishing. Anyone who dresses like a modern version of Mad Men will have success when it comes to women. 100% certain Jeff closed this deal.

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It's '$5 Feel Up' Weekend on Mr. Skin!


It’s almost Halloween, folks, and we have a deal that’ll spook the pants right off you: This weekend only, Mr. Skin is having a $5 feel-up sale on his whole smorgasbord of celebrity nudity! It’s the super value sale of our dreams – it puts the “boo” in boobs, if you will. (Sorry.) 

Anyways, the aptly named Feel-Up sale ends soon, so lock in your $5 membership while you can

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Delilah Belle Hamlin Makes Daddy Proud and Shit Around the Web


Allie Leggett heats up Iceland Playboy (DrunkenStepfather)

Erin Sanders from Zoey 101 is all grown up now (TMZ)

Young choral teacher Kayla Camille Berrie couldn’t keep her paws off the teen girls in her class (CaseyAnthony)

Courtney Stodden‘s soaking wet bikini bottoms (TaxiDriverMovie)

Delilah Belle Hamlin sextastic on social media (Egotastic)

Carla Brown takes the nude ladder straight to the tip (EgotasticAllStars)

Kate Upton busts out her ginormous cleavage for TBT (Popoholic)

Chloe Grace Moretz in a little bikini tease (HollywoodTuna)

Top Ten Horror Movie Nude Scenes of the 1970s (Mr.Skin)

Gorgeous pornstar photos for Amber Rose‘s Slut Walk (Fleshbot)

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