Demi Rose Gets a Rise and Shit Around the Web

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Berit Birkeland nude model of the day (DrunkenStepfather)

Buoyant bikini babes on pool floats (TMZ)

Rachael Harris was 20, cute, her whole life ahead of her, then she got arrested for dog sex videos (CaseyAnthony)

Joan Smalls see-through top with no bra (TaxiDriverMovie)

The best Demi Rose cleavage pics (Egotastic)

Maria Demina nude in the hotel room (EgotasticAllStars)

Emily Ratajkowski busting out of her underwear (Popoholic)

Peyton List‘s tongue tease (HollywoodTuna)

Top 10 Labia Scenes in Honor on Labia Day Weekend (Mr.Skin)

Top 10 Hottest Celebrities Born in August (Fleshbot)

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Picking Up Good Vibrations and Shit Around the Web

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Winter may be coming, but you can too with LELO toys (Egotastic)

Edita Vilkeviciute tit flash of the day (DrunkenStepfather)

Guess which booty-ful celeb posted this NSFW pic (TMZ)

Alice Ripley braless in see-through black dress (TaxiDriverMovie)

Claudia Thompson topless by the window (EgotasticAllStars)

Nina Dobrev flashes her braless bosom (Popoholic)

Romee Strijd picture moment (HollywoodTuna)

This week’s skin-filled DVD and Blu-ray releases (Mr.Skin)

Twenty Questions with hot starlet Ivy Jones (Fleshbot)

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The Bitcoin Boob Exchange Rate

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Trying to understand cryptocurrency will leave most common folk crying. But if you frequently visit Vegas chances are you have a proclivity towards illegal activity. Or a hardcore drinking and gambling problem. But they all really come in a three for one so no one is judging. Bitcoin can be your best friend in avoiding a paper trail and your wife going through credit card receipts full of 2 a.m. ATM credit card cash advances. So that’s why Las Vegas gentlemen clubs are offering cryptocurrency payment options.

Legends Room, a gentlemen’s club near the Strip, will let you use Bitcoin, Etherium, and its own digital currency LGD, during your night out. It’s fittingly promoting the new payment method, which reads like a big PR stunt, alongside the boxing bout between Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor set for Saturday. Anyone wanting to watch the fight at the club on Aug. 26 can take out their smartphone and pay $150 worth of Bitcoin for the cover fee.If that isn’t futuristic enough, dancers will have temporary QR codes tattooed on their bodies. This will let patrons wave their phones over the dancers to tip for a lap dance. If all this makes you feel uneasy, well, welcome to the future.

The entire existence of Las Vegas was built on shady money laundering mobsters and mormons. Add a pinch of polygamy with police on a payroll to look the other way and you have the recipe for a great vacation spot. So it’s really no surprise that Vegas strip clubs are ahead of the curve when it comes to accepting multiple forms of payment. Just make sure you understand Bitcoin before you take a boys trip to Vegas visiting your sickly aunt you never told your wife about until just now. Private anonymous transactions take some time to understand. You don’t want to overtip a stripper thinking you tipped $1 in bitcoin and accidentally forked over half of your 401k. She’s not giving that shit back. And that could land you in a bathtub full of ice with one less kidney because you didn’t have enough money to get home. 

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Open Post: Taylor Swift's Creepy UPS Ad

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Since there are too many unanswered questions with Taylor Swift’s frankly troubling new ad for UPS, and her poorly-received image reboot in general, I decided to make this mess an open post so hopefully one of you can enlighten us as to what exactly is going on. Does Swift’s coy expression mean she shat in the box? Is there a Taylor Swift turd in that UPS box? IDFK. I do know that her career has become the most hilarious part of my day.

Photo Credit: Twitter

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Baseball Dick Injury Delights

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Crotch injury hilarity permeating elementary school playgrounds the world over extends throughout adulthood, into old age homes, and even into heaven, where Jesus loves nothing more than a good ol’ sack wack for levity sake. Good spirits are just a dick and ball grab accompanied with a cartoonish “ouch” face away, as evident in this new footage of a photographer getting a baseball to the junk at a Boston Red Sox game

The man, identified as Wolf of Wall Street-era Jonah Hill, can be seen casually taking pics until Chin Strap Douche Face throwing the first pitch misses the catcher’s mitt, sending the ball straight for Hill’s groin.

Medically speaking, when the CDC categorizes you as “hilariously obese,” aren’t your genitals insulated in a luxurious layer of greasy fat folds? Basing this strictly on the Donald Trump statues. Which should be preserved. The photographer, real name Tony Capobianco, which has to actually be a fake name stolen from The Sopranos, is enjoying his time in the dick spotlight. He posted a picture of the incident to his Twitter account and has the pleasure of knowing he brought a divided nation together over the simplicity of the contact between man taint and a baseball. The true American past time. 

Photo Credit: TMZ

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Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 58: Amy Schumer's Breast & A Phoebe Cates Flash(back)

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The boob tube is back on top this week, with a scorching lesbian-tinged threesome on Insecure, and Jessica Biel getting some oral pleasure on The Sinner. Amy Schumer’s nude debut in Snatched is finally out on Blu-ray, and it’s certainly tickling our funny bone. Plus, we’ve got more sexy celebs on social media in this week’s Skinstagram segment, and a very special shout out from True Blood star Anna Paquin.

And in some personal Skin news, last week was not only the 18th anniversary of MrSkin.com, it was the 35th anniversary of Mr. Skin’s all time favorite nude scene, Phoebe Cates’ flash in Fast Times at Ridgemont High!

Leave us a voicemail at 484-SKINPOD or tweet a question to @MrSkin, and if we play it on the show, we’ll send you some Mr. Skin swag!

Links from the episode [NSFW]:

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Emma Stone Battle of the Sexes in Marie Claire

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Emma Stone is one of those actresses that even people who hate people like. She’s a chick who can hang who happens to be model-gorgeous and weigh forty-five pounds. Because she snorted one time while laughing, Stone is just such a dork. One of the boys. Who calorie counts. Now that there’s wider acceptance for people who believe Jennifer Lawrence to secretly be a throw pillow, I feel like Emma Stone hater appreciation is around the corner.

Which is good. Because I think she’s the fucking worst. Stone covers the new Marie Claire, where she is interviewed by Sarah Silverman about her starring role as Billie Jean King in the upcoming movie Battle of the Sexes. It’s one of the few roles that I feel should have actually gone to real-life lesbian pioneer Eddie Redmayne. Instead, Stone uglifies herself just enough to get Oscar consideration. On playing a feminist pioneer:

I would say playing Billie Jean was a bit of a game changer. I am very nervous to communicate my opinions a lot of the time, especially publicly…She [Billie] is so direct and confident in the way that she communicates what she believes is right. To be able to step into that was a pretty powerful experience. It’s something that I still don’t feel entirely comfortable with, but it was also one of the great parts about playing her.

On how this role was different from her other one as the woman who tried to kill the Spider-Man franchise:

I have never really considered the physicality of a person or of a character. Maybe because I hadn’t played a real person–there wasn’t someone who looked a specific way or whose hands moved in a certain way. So that was what I focused on more than anything: building from the outside in.

On equality:

There is so much power to our voices, and we need to speak out. That’s something that I struggled with in the past, but it’s very hard not to feel galvanized right now, politically or consciously.

And on these political times:

Nobody is going down without a fight–for love and humanity and equality and coming together. It’s so inspiring to see marches and beautiful writing and creative work. There’s so much power and a grace coming out of so many people who have so much to lose, and the human spirit is incredible. That’s worth a fight every day. And I want to learn how to fight better.

Hm. I fear this didn’t give you enough reason to hate her. Like hating plain yogurt or air. Check out this video from Vogue if you want to get on the bandwagon. It’s miserable. And head to the gallery to see Stone wear pasties under a sheer dress. See, she can’t even do tits right. 

Photo Credit: Marie Claire, Popoholic, Twentieth Century Fox 

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Zach Randolph Holding Weight

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It’s a no-win situation for inner city athletes and entertainers who make it super fucking big. Either they ditch their old hoodlum backstory and they’re called sell outs. Or they spend their down time with the Crips and wind up being multi-millionaires involved in 7-Eleven frozen burrito armed robbery investigations.

The latter would be Zach Randolph. A dude with $175 million in career earnings and another twenty four coming for his last two years of basketball hanging at a broke-down public housing project party in Watts with weed and guns. You might’ve come from ISIS controlled desert; you’re not going back unless you’re kidnapped. Syrian refugees know better.

Police came to break up the inner city block party and figure out which parolees were packing. There was a mad scramble followed by a mini-riot in which cop cars were slashed and shattered. Cops had to call in backup to form a battle line to quell the angry crowd. That’s when they snatched up Randolph holding two pounds of weed. That’s Robert Parish long weekend amounts of stank. Also enough to get you on felony intent to sell, even if Randolph clearly isn’t bagging eighths for sales outside schoolyards. You can get away with a solid personal use amount of weed in Cali. Big bricks in a knapsack will still get you busted at a riot.

Randolph posted $20,000 bail and was released from L.A. County jail with a big ass smile on his face. Half the NBA players are noteworthy pot smokers. Most aren’t hanging late night on 114th Street in South Los Angeles. He’s not even from L.A. Assume Randolph’s just not very good at summer vacation. Keep smiling. Rich celebrities never do time. 

 Photo credit: TMZ

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Eating Meat Equals A Marvelous Life

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Remember the time that awkward girl at the office tried celibacy. She was angry all of the time due to her lack of physical loving. That’s basically vegetarians and vegans. Except substitute sex with food. Had she put meat in her mouth she could have relaxed. She can apply those same words of wisdom when she tries to hop on the vegan trend train next week. Of course, because some celebrity in a magazine told her to. Heavyweight vegan lifestyle influencers like Olivia Wilde spew anti-animal eating propaganda into the public. Now we’ve got a study to back up the obvious:

A study from across the pond found that our otherwise jolly counterparts—the British—are sadder when they don’t eat meat. The study, which reviewed the eating habits of 10,000 Britons and was published in the Journal of Affective Disorders, determined that vegetarians and vegans were up to twice as likely to suffer from depression. Researchers caution that meatless diets often lack in vitamin B12, which may be linked to ailing mental health. They found that over half of the vegans and 7 percent of the vegetarians surveyed were B12 deficient.

Celeb vegetarians and vegans don’t choose that lifestyle because they care about animals. Eating leaves all day in lieu of meat will make you thinner. And Hollywood is a pretty pretentious place. No roles for women with rolls. Hammies like Rebel Wilson scoring leads are exceptions.It’s mostly an audience laughing at her, than with her. But she does look pretty content after having her fair share of pork in life. If scientific study states eating bacon makes the world a better place, do your part. I don’t want any female actresses angry and suffering from the lack of necessary daily nutrients. Ditch those diets. Have a single slice of bacon for your only meal of the day. You’ll thank me later.

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Sinead O'Connor Ran Away to Travelodge (VIDEO)

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It’s hard poking fun at people with a real mental illness. But I’m going to try my best.

Sinead O’Connor has been an outspoken and bravado pain in the ass since long before she was purely crazy. Sometimes people are assholes for years before we later learn they were suffering from serious, diagnosable mental health problems. Then you feel kind of bad. But if it was your dog they lit on fire to protest conditions in a nation you’ve never heard of, you feel less kind of bad.

O’Connor’s particular brand of crazy has left many victims in her wake. Forget about the four ex-husbands. Who the fuck marries Sinead O’Connor? But the four kids by different men, all now either grown and gone from her madness or in state custody due to her erratic and dangerous behavior, they probably have some stories.

O’Connor has been the kind of nuts where she forever talks about suicide but somehow mostly takes her lashes out on other people. Outside of her own family destruction, she famously ripped up the photo of the Pope on SNL, decided she didn’t need to pay her overdue taxes, and somewhat out of the blue accused Arsenio Hall of being Prince’s drug dealer. Hall sued for five million just to make her stop saying that shit. She apologized and quit. Not that she has five million. Her ex-manager and long ago boyfriend is suing her for half a million for terminating their deal without warning and defamation. The Irish tax authority took the rest in forced liens.

In the past few years O’Connor has repeatedly taken to Facebook from various motels and lodgings insisting she’s being mistreated, abandoned, and bullied by everyone around her. So, threats of suicide to punish. Pretty classic bipolar. Off the meds. Her latest social media selfie video from a Travelodge in Hoboken, New Jersey where she claims to be living now. Alone, martyred, and betrayed. Or like every other tenant of the Travelodge in Hoboken.

O’Connor’s obviously ill. And quite possibly based on her own accounts, she was sexually abused as a kid. Probably likely related. Once you move past that little tidbit, you face a disturbingly self-involved pity party looking a shit ton like Bullet Tooth Tony from Snatch.

Talking over and over about how miserable you are is huge turnoff. Even if factually correct. As long as we have sub-Saharan African kwashiorkor kids you’ve never going to medal. If they had Facebook, they’d probably do something other than blubber in a Jersey motel. Things like, asking for food, or help getting the fuck out of sub-Saharan Africa.

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