Emily Equipping Teenagers

July 28, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man |

If you thought teenage boys already spend too much time wanking to Emily Ratajkowski videos (and who can blame them), some Irish lads are going to have blisters. Ratcow recently decided to pay for the “kit” (sports gear) for a jr. basketball team in County Cork (Cork County?) according to the BBC, bc apparently her dad used to live there.

I picture some 13 yo Irish carrot-top watching “Blurred Lines” on his phone under the blankets when his teammates text “guess who’s coming by the gym next week” and suddenly he needs to do the laundry.

Which is our way of saying we’re 100% jelly – I’d have said 100 Haily Marys if it meant Emily would just walk-past when I was a dribbling (pun!) tween. Beauty may last forever, but so does the tingling feeling you get putting on gym-shorts that a supermodel bought you.

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Norwegian Shorts

July 27, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man |

Pink has decided to virtue-signal on the Norwegian women’s handball team, who were told their shorts weren’t short enough by sports officials (links below). The EDGY singer has offered to pay the fine – about $2000, or half her daily blow allowance – bc women should be able to “express themselves” (or something similarly woke) and Men are Pigs.

Like all liberal media stories on wokeism, it’s implied that the sexist patriarchy is behind this, bc Men are Pigs (did we already affirm that?). But a quick peek at the European Handball Federation site, where the tight-shorts edict came from, shows 6 women amongst the first 15 mgmt peeps. The professional staff pics show allotta estrogen too (Of course the IT nerds are all men). Once again Feminists have missed that it’s Women who are (partially) to blame for the suffering of other women… by asking them to change their clothes.

Also, these stories forget to mention that European Handball is BORING AS HELL. Think women’s basketball with more standing around – moving it to the beach is like pouring molasses on the court.

Pink, as the self-anointed champion of Sexism, we’ll be sure to reach out next time someone asks why there’s no Olympic Men’s Softball team.

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More Beer Please

July 23, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man |

WWTDD is always looking for an excuse to shout-out Madison Beer, so her tie to Victoria’s Secret is welcome news. Apparently VS makes women smell good (called “fragrances”) in addition to making them look slutty (lingerie), and Beer is shilling it – sall good.

Especially compared to recent news where a cylindrical soccer star, tranny, and I think a crippled dog were announced as new models (at least Priyanka Chopra is worth a peek).

This is Marketing 101 – with your left hand you’re selling diversity and inclusion and lesbianism (more pics please), but with your right you paying rent with an actual poppet.

Hollywood is also good at this game, where mildly offensive, gender-neutral “models” get a press release but Megan Fox (who looks like Beer’s older sister) is on the front poster and paid on the down-low.

Turns out young women admire and want to look like beautiful women after all.

Story By: Yahoo

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Beauty Shaming

July 22, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man |

It’s easy to swipe comments on your appearance when you look like Camila Cabello. The Cuban escapee tells Fox News – and anyone who will listen to her rich-girl plight – that someone, somewhere, will talk smack on her “wearing a top that shows my belly” during her jog this week.

Eagle-eyed viewers of her Tiktok rant will note this isn’t a hillbilly running thru the trailer park bc she quaffed too many Bud-Lights – being chauffeured around Miami in an expensive, AC ride isn’t exactly middle-class exercise either.

But Camila and Kim and Selena and even Auntie Jennifer Aniston can whine about a few extra pounds to their trainer, stylist, dietician, and Photoshop boffin, while “a normal person” (like us punks) has to save-up for a used Peleton. If fat-shaming trolls – overwhelming other women – shaded Kelly Clarkson or Tess Holiday or Madonna we could understand their trigger. (You can Comment on bae beauty v availability below).

All I know is, if Selena sent me a DM, or Camilla was writing atop me as she does in That Video, I would overlook a few stray hairs.

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When Did Jerry OConnell Become Gay?

July 16, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man |

How else do you explain O’Connell’s hard-on to join “The Talk” TV show? This charming, young man – who is actually neither – has persuaded the out-of-touch producers that he’s the right replacement for potty mouth brit Sharon Osbourne (according to The Sun and others)

This would be a much more interesting story if any of us actually watched “The Talk” – and for all those Senior White Women or Gay Men that follow WWTDD, your daytime television wishes have come true (Comments section below). But it’s crivens to the rest of us that the man who motorboated goddess Rebecca Romijn (prounched “omg”), and who’s dying words in PBS drama (jk) “Piranha 3d” – “Wet t-shirt!” – is some sorta beacon of housewife feminism.

If Jerry was schmoozing his way onto the “Gossip Girl” reboot to get some pufferkite we could understand; but we don’t even wanna picture the backstage options on “The Talk”.

The answer to the question on the headline – as soon as he steps on the set.

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Jasmine Lawrence Settles In

July 14, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man |

We all have stories of a desirable woman saying “I want a man who makes me laugh” when they really mean “I want a man with lots of money who makes me laugh” – which explains the reason why Eddie Murphy’s son Eric is dating gorgy Jasmine Lawrence, Martin’s daughter.

You could say there’s Daddy Issues in play – Jasmine wants a Funny Guy just like Dad – except I’ve never found Martin Lawrence funny, and his B.O. sans Eddie agrees. We’re sure son Eric doesn’t drive a Prius, not when your dad is still making bank in theatres (e.g. “Dolemite is My Name”), so that probably helped Jassy’s decision. No sense flying coach when you ain’t never.

Google Jasmine’s mom Patrica Southall to understand the role of genetics in creating this smokeshow – then curse the gods that you weren’t born a funny, black comic … or, er, the legitimate son of one.

Story By: HITC

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Gerard Could Do Worse

July 13, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man |

We at WWTDD have occasionally sent props to celebrities who act their age – using stuntmen, getting off the Gram, and not dating / marrying lulu-girls (like Nic Cage).

Forever Tough Guy Gerald Butler hit the beach with beard Morgan Brown recently, and if you expected the Scot to be squeezing a young tomato – not that there’s anything wrong with that – look again. “Longtime gf” Morgan Brown is only slightly younger than 51 yo Butler, a former model, and – of course – a “designer”. (It’s what rich single women say when they asked their vocation and no-one can verify it).

More importantly, for a thin middle-aged mannequin, Brown is … not bad? We’re sure back in the “300” days Butler slayed alotta high-end taint, but dude is smart enough now to realize the value in maturity (and Brown has that).

Manly Men aren’t defined by their arm candy … right?

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Gerald Could Do Worse

July 13, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man |

We at WWTDD have occasionally sent props to celebrities who act their age – using stuntmen, getting off the Gram, and not dating / marrying lulu-girls (like Nic Cage).

Forever Tough Guy Gerald Butler hit the beach with beard Morgan Brown recently, and if you expected the Scot to be squeezing a young tomato – not that there’s anything wrong with that – look again. “Longtime gf” Morgan Brown is only slightly younger than 51 yo Butler, a former model, and – of course – a “designer”. (It’s what rich single women say when they asked their vocation and no-one can verify it).

More importantly, for a thin middle-aged mannequin, Brown is … not bad? We’re sure back in the “300” days Butler slayed alotta high-end taint, but dude is smart enough now to realize the value in maturity (and Brown has that).

Manly Men aren’t defined by their arm candy … right?

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Poor Whorpin

July 8, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man |

You’d think when you whore yourself to a millionaire twice your age you sb able to skate through the occasional litigation storm.

Not so for former (?) hawtie Erika Jayne Giraldi, who, after a judge said her ex-husband’s victims can raid her vault, must be thinking “why did I spend all that time on my back?”

The former model, singer, Housewife, and all-round hustler found out that the AG frowned upon Tom Girardi’s scheme to hide stolen benjamins under (and on top) of her mattress. Seems rich lawyer Tom wasn’t always honest when working the Sue Rich Companies circuit (whodathunk) and, although Erika invested heavily in make-up, hair coloring, and – let’s be honest – impressive boobs, she has to pay for her Sugar Daddy’s sins.

This was not the way its supposed to be – riding atop a wealthy, wrinkled mass should lead to a house in Beverly Hills, several undocumented young “pool cleaners”, and a tax haven in the Caribbean. Erika, your Wallet couldn’t even keep you safe when you left the mansion – may want to do a better LinkedIn search before you land the next papi-pawn.

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Poor Britney

July 2, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man |

Does anyone really care about a 40 yo pop star who ruled the charts before the internet existed, and sold-out shows in Las Vegas until she didn’t? Britney Spears is still under the thumb of her father, apparently, and in some world she’s worth millions; but according to Page Six and others, on this planet she can’t even mate without a court order.

Spears has sold over 100 million records and yet still has to ask her parents for the keys to the car. Those tweeting #freebritney are quick to blame dad James and mom Lynn – not to be confused with sister Jamie Lynn (shows how fuctup these peeps are) – and NSS, that sort of narcissism doesn’t grow in a vacuum. I imagine they told the judge overseeing her conservatorship that, since they created Britney one warm and lusty night, why shouldn’t they milk that cow even after she’s been put to pasture?

A fading hottie who used to shake her ass for money sounds alot like Cortney Stodden – except that imp fleeced a few men on the way to stardom she never earned. If only Britney had gone the Sugar Daddy route like Stodden instead of listening to vampiric parents, she would be free to snort coke and cut herself bald (again), and avoid greasy, white mechanics like Kevin Federline – and we wouldn’t have to Google legal terms like “conservatorship”.

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